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About Me

B B B BUFF. SEND ME FREE STUFF AND I WILL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND. I LOOK GOOD IN ANYTHING. REMEMBER NO EYEBROWS MEANS NO MORALS.END.

My Interests

*THINGS I LIKE ALOT OF* FAKE EYEBROWS. TATTOOS.EXPLICIT PICTURE MESSAGES. BOOZING & CRUISING. DANCING. SYMMETRY. LAUGHING AT MYSELF. PLASTIC. GUILTY PLEASURES. NICKNAMES. BONDAGE. FRESH COTTON SHEETS WHEN U GET OUT OF THE SHOWER. UNCONVENTIONALLY BEAUTIFUL BOYS. CHICKEN OF ANY DESCRIPTION. MAGIC TRICKS. VEINS. KISSISNG. GETTING QUIETLY SLOSHED. MY WIFE.PORN. SUCKING MY THUMB. SHINEY THINGS.COCK.*THINGS I DON'T LIKE AS MUCH OF* THE KIND OF ARAGONCE THAT ISNT SEXY. FAT MEN WITH LONG HAIR. FAT MEN WITH SHORT HAIR. DELUDED IDEAS OF GRANDEUR. OVER PRICED ANYTHING. PEOPLE THAT DO NOT DO THEIR JOB PROPERLY. WINGING. LOUD PEOPLE. SPIDERS. BADLY MADE DRINKS.

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE WHO WILL PLAY WITH MY HAIR WHEN I WANT THEM TO.

Music:

A DIRTY BASSLINE IS ALL I NEED.

Heroes:

"not only are u a soul.. your a a soul come to bless" He knows who sed it...

My Blog

Things i learnt this summer

* hangovers get worse as u get older *tripple dropping works wonders *peaches geldof turns round when u shout FAGGOTT at her *my ego dents very easily *im still a cheap drunk *things arnt always as ba...
Posted by _ on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:52:00 PST

Dip Dab

Today I set a new personal best for myself. I ate all of the sherbert in my Dip Dab before I ate the lolly.
Posted by _ on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:35:00 PST

poo At the exhiBit

well last night i have my art exhibit, was all goin pretty smoothly, turns out went more smoothly for some. Went to the other side of the college to see my friends show, and i needed a wee, as u do i ...
Posted by _ on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:18:00 PST

me

Name: Emma LouBirthdate: may 16Birthplace: harlowCurrent Location: give u a tenner if u can find itEye Color: greenHair Color: natural dark brown atm pinkHeight: 5' 6" give or take a foot or soWeight:...
Posted by _ on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 02:20:00 PST