Last Modified: Oct 1, 1995 Why Beer is Better than WomenOk, so this is about as politically correct as G. Gordon Liddy - It's still funny. Check out Why a Cucumber is Better Than a Man for the opposing viewpoint... You can enjoy a beer all month long Beer stains wash out You don't have to wine and dine a beer Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football When your beer goes flat, you toss it out Beer never changes its mind A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer Beer is never late Hangovers go away Beer labels come off without a fight Beer never has a headache When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer If you pour a beer right, you always get good head You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty A beer always goes down easy You can share a beer with your friends You always know when you are the first one to pop a beer Beer is always wet Beer doesn't demand quality You can have a beer in public A beer doesn't care when you come A frigid beer is a good beer You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony ------------------------------------------------------------
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Name: jim
Birthday: 11-29-76
Birthplace: cleveland
Current Location: eastlake
Eye Color: depends on the season (brown,hazel,green.)
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: polish/irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: nike
Your Weakness: fun
Your Fears: not enough time
Your Perfect Pizza: deluxe
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: buy a house
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: beat it fucker
Thoughts First Waking Up: what did i do last night?
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me
Your Bedtime: when the birds a cheep then i a sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: hanging with my boys at state
Pepsi or Coke: its not called captain and pepsi is it!
MacDonalds or Burger King: did you see super size me? i can cook.
Single or Group Dates: dont matter as long as we all have fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: as bad as anyone
Do you Shower Daily: twice
Have you Been in Love: has anyone really been in love or just lust?
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: if your "in love" does the piece of paper matter?
Do you belive in yourself: always
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: trick question. iwork out 5 days aweek but i drink so you decide.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes. my two best friends
Do you like Thunderstorms: always
Do you play an Instrument: if blowing into an empty beer bottle is an instrument then yes i play the bottle flute
&..39;In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:' no. what you dont believe me?
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with work
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, to find a date for the last month
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but i did eat some oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: everyday of my life is on stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: sure
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: not alot
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in bed on the bottom
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a kid again so i can learn from my mistakes
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green,blue,brown
Favourite Hair Color: dont matter
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: tall
Weight: trick question
Best Clothing Style: whatever she is happy with:)
Number of Drugs I have taken: dont know
Number of CDs I own: i love music,over 200
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: none for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none. igot this far for a reason. regret will just complicate your life.
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