PACMAN

I eat white dots of all sizes. I love 'em! Especially the big ones, there the shit! Everytime I eat one it feels like being on crack cocaine. I was in the big house for a few years and all we did was coke up, cuz that was the only thing to do nigga! I have a wife, Ms. Pacman. I love her dearly. We meet in the 80's in Act 1. It was a club back in the day. Actually we both have the same job now. Kinda like Dogg the Bounty Hunter and his wife! We kill ghosts. So if there somethin' strange in the neighborhood who you gonna call? Pacman nigga! Fuck the Ghostbusters.