Literature; my ability to be profound, and tits. I'm extremely serious about four out of every five things.
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I'd like to meet:
Book nerds, writers that read, music nerds; anyone who can appreciate a bizarre sense of humour. Oh, I don't want to meet John Maloney, because he makes me nervous...I love his smile...
I like people who do what they want.
LIVE FOR METAL!!!! I would also like to meet enormous, suggestible tits; and Alan Alda as Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Music:
Frank Zappa, Death, Control Denied, Morbid Angel (Dave Vincent era) Emperor, Ulver, Miles Davis, Mayhem (not the shitty old stuff), Impaled Nazarene,Pantera, Zimmers Hole, Manowar, Iron Maiden,Converge, Neurosis, TISM, Nile, Enslaved, Pink Floyd, Deicide (first two albums), Cannibal Corpse (Chris Barnes era), BLOOD DUSTER, Carcass, Macabre, Kate Bush, the Cure, Black Flag, Rollins Band, Napalm Death, Megadeth (up to and not excluding Countdown to Extinction), Roxy Music, AC, Laibach, Nasum, Damaged (first two albums) Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Aphex Twin, Dark Tranquility, Kraftwerk, Children of Bodom, Bathory, Stravinsky, the Flaming Lips, Steve Albini, Faith No More, Opeth, Cop Shoot Cop, Anathema, Hate Plow, Captain Cleanoff, Mr. Bungle, Testament, Katatonia, Cephalic Carnage, In the Woods, Black Sabbath, Weather Report, Kyuss, Devin Townsend, Kreator, Sunn O))), Sodom, Strapping Young Lad, Daughters, Carnivore, Radiohead, Alchemist, ye olde Metallica, Saxon, Accept, Twisted Sister, Creedence, Today is the Day, Blood Bath, Type O Negative, Dream Theater, Tortoise, Dirty Three, Acid Bath, the Rocking Dildos, Beastie Boys, Depeche Mode, Joy Division, Judas Priest, B 52's, Cryptopsy, Necrophagist, Origin, Primus, Captain Beefheart, Zao, NWA, the Smiths, Mahavishnu Orchestra, John Coltrane, Cynic, some classical shit, Pestilence, the Police, Brutal Truth, Pungent Stench, OMNIUM, the Dillinger Escape Plan, Debussy, Hildegaard Von Bingen and other polyphonic choral shit, Genesis, the Who, Sigh, Einsturzende Neubauten, P Funk, John Zorn, Obituary, etc, etc....You suppose right, I am a pretentious music nerd :-D
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Movies:
Blue Velvet--Frank Booth is hilarious ('Get a love letter from me and you're fucked for life!'); I just saw the Piano Teacher--now I'm seeing a psychologist; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Baby Snakes--best concert movie I've seen; Apocalypse Now, a Clockwork Orange, Apocalypto, Schindler's List, Goodfellas, The Pianist, Withnail and I, The Godfather (I&II), No Country for Old Men, There will be Blood, Reds, the Wall, Brazil, Rollerball (1977), Bladerunner; and some foreign-language stuff I can't spell. If you can recommend something I'll check it out.
Television:
Ren and Stimpy, Saturday night Rage--when it's decently programmed, the Chaser's War on Everything, Family Guy, Jackass (because I'm a moron), American Dad, House, Harvey Birdman, Poobah, Deadwood, Futurama, the League of Gentlemen, the Office, the Simpsons, Duck Man, Curb your Enthusiasm, Nighty Night, Band of Brothers, At the Movies, history doccos
Books:
Here's some writers I like: Rollins, Nietzsche, Proust, D.H. Lawrence,George Eliot,Tolstoy, Conrad, Emily Bronte, Dostoevsky, Joyce, Beckett, Kierkegaard, Heidegger, Celine, Aristotle, Homer, Hesiod, Baudelaire, Camus, Sartre, Steinbeck, Kafka, Flaubert, Gogol, Emerson, Blake, Norman Davies, Breton, Schopenhauer, Henry Miller, Sophocles, Plato,Kant, Chaucer,Henry James, T.S. Eliot, Hardy, Virginia Woolf, Cervantes, Hunter Thompson, Stendhal, Rabelais, Shakespeare, Herodotus, Anais Nin, Rudiger Safranski, Julian Barnes, Laurence Sterne, Tits Maggee esq. Reading is basically my job at the moment. I'm one lucky bastardo.
Heroes:
Frank Zappa; my brother, Scott 'angry dad' Kearvell, my nephew Ethan 'the heathen' Kearvell--the uber Kearvell--; Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Conan the Librarian and Don Music
