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About Me

Well I hate my life, i have low self esteme, I have trouble with the ladies cause i am no Rodger the Shrubber, I masturbate more then any man would dare, I do however have a nice penis which if I ever stop being ugly I'm sure the ladies would love, I am a classic nerd,

My Interests

Reading Masturbating Drawing Masturbating Talking to Maddie Masturbating Playing Video Games mostly the Resident Evil series Masturbating Watching Movies Masturbating Crying Masturbating Crying whilst I am masturbating

I'd like to meet:

Jesus Fucking Christ And Jeff Scott Fuller so i can't drop kick that mother fucker for brining me into this shit hole of an earth

Music:

Sex Pistols

Movies:

Drop Dead Fred

Television:

I don't believe in that shit

Books:

All the Resident Evils Yep thats about it

Heroes:

Maddie Poley Drop Dead Fred