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Jessica

Jesus has nothing to do with this place...

About Me

Nothing spells class like a nice foam coozy to chill your pabst tall boys...and i am all about class.

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My Interests

Live music, reading, watching movies and sports......drinking, drinking w/ friends, drinking on special occasions.

I'd like to meet:

Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty in a dark alley with my lead pipe and my bicycle chain.

Music:

anything that doesn't suck.

Movies:

Cool Hand Luke, Godfather I/II, Evil Dead II, 40 Year Old Vigin, Big Lebowski, American Psycho, Office Space, Goodfellas, To Kill a Mockingbird, Airplane, Vertigo, Better Off Dead, Pretty in Pink, Bad Lifetime Movies (particularly anything starring Meredith Baxter Birney, Caddyshack

Television:

24, Entourage, Law and Order (any branch, but SVU is my favorite), Iron Chef, Flight of the Concordes, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Classic 90210 episodes on SoapNet, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show, ESPN Baseball Tonight

Books:

I love reading trashy crime novels,which I hope to one day enjoy on the beaches of the Mediterranean adorned with a big brim hat and Jackie-O sunglasses.

Heroes:

That position is still open.

My Blog

If you love ranch dressing so much, why don't you f'ing marry it?

..> As many of you know, I am currently employed at a quaint Italian restaurant.  During my lunch rush the other day, I encountered a disturbing and gruesome truth about the human condition.&n...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:52:00 PST

How do these radio djs know me so well

This morning while driving to work i found myself fuming over an ill-fated conversation with my ex.  Either there is some sort of conspiracy on a cosmic level against me, or rad...
Posted by Jessica on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 10:31:00 PST

Tippin ain't just a city in China!

The other evening I had just begun my dinner shift at my current job (current meaning the last 3 years.)  I stepped out onto the patio with hopes for a good night.  Low and behold I see the ...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST