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Brendan 西汉姆

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About Me

Punk Rock, Soccer, Vespa Scooters, Bike Polo and Beer! (Me with Me First and the Gimme Gimmes) This profile was edited with FearKiller's Pimp MySpace 2.0 This profile was edited with FearKiller's Pimp MySpace 2.0

My Interests

Soccer. I support West Ham United. Playing and writing music. I love to drink and stumble my way though foreign languages to anyone who cares to hear it, and to people who don't care to hear it. Playing Bike Polo, and racing in Alley Cats. Throwing darts. Playing my bagpipes, and finding girls who want to look under my kilt. Oh and I love foosball.

I'd like to meet:

Douglas Adams, Charlie Mops (the man who invented beer) Geena Davis, Steve Harris

Music:

I listen to Punk rock, Old Ska, Classical, Rock 'n' Roll, Jazz, Irish Rebel/Traditional Tunes, German sing-a-long/Polka. The Phenomenauts are the greatest band anyone will see in the galaxy. Bouncing Souls, The Ian Fays, The Effigies, The Real McKenzies, Sub-Humans, Clash, The Neutown Nurotics, Cock-Sparrer, Grazhdanskaya Oborona (Civil Defence), Toy Dolls, DropKick Muphrys, Rev. Horton Heat, Forgotten, Reducers SF, Filthy Thieving Bastards, Blood or Whiskey, Pogues, Klasse Kriminali, NOFX, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, The Meat-Men, Anal-Cunt, Specials, Desmond Dekker, Lural Altkin, Rancid, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Buisness, Dead Kennedys, Clancy Brothers, Rufus Harley, Polkacide, Gogol Bordello, Mill a h-Uile Rud, Catch-22, Thin White Rope, Yard Birds, Split Screens, The Who, 4-Skins, Detroit Cobras, and many more.

Movies:

Brasil, Train spotting, Deadman Walking, Breakfast of Champions, Waiting for Guffman, Pi, Three Amigos, Victory, Biluxi Blues, As Trumpets Fade, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Boondock Saints, The Cup, Fight Club, Euro Trip, Slap Shot, Casino, Goodfellas, Clerks, Mallrats, James Bond films, Sweet and Low Down, The Butcher Boy, I Went Down, Waking Ned Divine, The Big Lobowski, Army of Darkness, 25th Hour, Dr. StrangeLove, A Clock-Work Orange, 2001, The Shinning, Quadriphenia, Romper Stomper, Master and Commander, Bubba Ho-Tep, Office Space, Erik the Viking, The Producers, Space Balls, Blazing Saddles................

Television:

Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, The Young Ones, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sea-Lab 2021, Venter Bros. Space Ghost, King of the Hill, The Adentures of Pete and Pete, It's always sunny in Philidelphia, Band of Brothers, The Office.

Books:

Under the Black Flag, A General History of Pirates, Among the Thugs, How Soccer Explains the World, Angela's Ashes, 'Tis, Teacher Man, The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy series are the best books I've read in my life, and I suggest them to anyone that feels alone and insignificant in the world, because you are. The Worst Case Sinerio Survival Handbook.

Heroes:

Douglas Adams, Frank McCourt and my brothers and sisters; Ryan for giving my great advice and always being there for me, Patrick for always includingme in everything and being more proud of me than I am, Morgan for being my best friend for years, Cameron for making us all laugh our asses off and for his duty in the Marine Corp, Tyler shows me anyting can be done with dedication and without help, Lindsay and Megan for accoplishing what they want in Speech and Video class,Spanish, music, Ballet, Basketball and of course Soccer. We are nothing without each other.

My Blog

Life, the Universe and Everything.

    "I may not have gone where I intened to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.         &nb sp; -Douglas Adams
Posted by Brendan IÆ on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:59:00 PST

Life, the Universe and Everything.

    "I may not have gone where I intened to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.         &nb sp; -Douglas Adams
Posted by Brendan IÆ on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:00:00 PST

Brandon’s 4-track recorder.

"Brandon, what ever happened to your  4-track recorder?"     It's a funny story. I bought the four track in 1975 at a swap meet in Fresno. The couple that sold it to me wanted a r...
Posted by Brendan IÆ on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:16:00 PST

Rats and Mice

For some reasone my responcibilities at work have moved away from carpentry, and closer to rat catching. I spent two hours at a coffee shop (a dirty, fithly one) filling rat holes with steel wool then...
Posted by Brendan IÆ on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:36:00 PST