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Miss Ambrosia

I woke up one morning, flossed my teeth and said "Damn! I'm fierce!"

About Me


Be cool my babies.

I just copied mosta this over from friendster.

i was cool enough the first time.

i like to have more fun than my brain chemistry can handle.

Affection is a pressure i can bear.

i like to be in focus groups and field studies.

i'm the gothiest one.

i'm a convict and a class warrior poet.
sometimes i wonder if i am a drag queen trapped in a woman's body.

i moved from east berlin to new york city in 1982 to escape not the death of communism but punk music.

favorite word: delight.

runner up: decadence.

least: discipline.

spirit animal: swan.

i've taken a turn for the self-indulgent and i expect a lot out of life: this includes you, you hole/tool, you.

people come to me when they need their shit fucked up on a sliding scale.

NEWS!!!!1--- The plan: “This is what you shall do: love the earth and sun, and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence towards the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown, or to any man or number of men; go freely with the powerful uneducated persons, and with the young, and mothers, of families: read these leaves in the open air every season of every year of your life: re-examine all you have been told at school or church, or in any books, and dismiss whatever insults your soul.” - Walt Whitman

i have impact.

i have secret flow.

i have the good drugs.

i do accents.

i came to party.

i have fingernails that shine like justice and eyes that burn like cigarettes.

i have always been a pretty hate machine, and i have no shame.

a winner is me.

i am headmistress of a school of fellatial arts. and crafts. so stick that in your back pocket and smoke it.


i love English Rose Cocktails , steev , NPR 24-7 , my cats, and the bargain barn
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My Interests

film theory, media theory, education theory, linguistic theory, fuck it, all theory. I'm a goddamn academic.

globalism, politics, technology, culture. I'm a godforsaken NPR zombie.

ontology, etymology, mixology. I'm a fall-down drunk.

found art, remixed art, low culture art, fart. I'm totally a fourth grader. Big on unicorns.

I'd like to meet:

a qualified nemesis. klang, is that you?supergenii, subgenii those who do things because they can/those who do what they can freegans with hookups NO2 crew (This is incorrect, but sounds better than N20 Ho's or something.) those who can process long conversations of opaque encoded double meaning those who love mind games and board games, even if I always winthose who volunteer to hoist my palanquin and those for whom i can make presents.

Music:



They Might Be Giants , ELO , Tom Glazer, New Wave, Nueva Canción, Electro, Motown, Bluegrass, Disco, Dapper Dans, Beatles, Mountain Goats , Loretta Lynn , Momus , Polyphonic Spree , Afroman , Bowie , Bach, Beethoven, Björk , Vitalic , Joanna Newsom, Shirley Bassey , Weird Al Yankovic, Grand Buffet, MSI , Franz Ferdinand , Tom Waits , Brian Dewan , Stephin Merritt 's bands: The 6ths , The Magnetic Fields, The Gothic Archies and The Future Bible Heroes, Ween , Led Zeppelin, Lily Allen , Combustible Edison , Elfman/Boingo, Moldy Peaches / Kimya Dawson / Adam Green , Jeffrey Lewis , Kevin Blechdom , Flaming Lips , Decemberists , Cake , King Missile , Negativland , stuff way more popular than all that, theme songs and jingles, my own singing. seriously i like almost everything, and like it a lot. i am very likey. Actually i detest reggae. i'm like, you did what to your calypso? i hope i'm not, like, living under the frown of jah.

Movies:

Facercise and other found footage greats, Zardoz, Grindhouse, Primer, How's Your News, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, Princess Mononoke, Bladerunner, Pi, Flashdance, Waking Life, Big Lebowski, Bound, The Matrix, Videodrome, Bowling For Comlubine, Hudsucker Proxy, Clash of the Titans, Clockwatchers, The Gift, The Quick & The Dead, Goodfellas, Happiness, Labyrinth, Hedwig, 8 Women, Election, Back to the Future, A Clockwork Orange, 2001, Peeping Tom, Gigantic, Ghost in the Shell, Santa Sangre, Cannibal, Fight Club, Last Unicorn, Land Without Bread, Holes, Secretary, Existenz, Kill Bill, Mary Poppins, Superstar, Contact, Dangerous Liaisons, The Deer Hunter, The Fog of War, My Fair Lady, The Lion in Winter, Kung Fu Hustle, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Beetlejuice, Garbage Pail Kids, Gremlins, Bad Santa, Paris Is Burning, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Almost Famous, Babe, Superman, Clue, Indiana Jones, Die Bitteren Tränen der Petra von Kant, Titus, The Secret of NIMH, Reassemblage, Magnolia, Breaking The Waves... etc.
Look, i OWN about 200 movies, i buy two a month like clockwork and i see two a week minimum in class. i'm awfully likey. movies most of all. Be my netflix friend.

Television:

conan, the daily show, freaks and geeks, firefly, space ghost, jeopardy, deadwood, LOST, weeds, strangers with candy, south park, family guy, square one, 3-2-1 contact, blue's clues, wonder showzen, arrested development. i don't have cable. i download.

Books:

Palahniuk, Ender's Game, The Big Book of Hell, The Illuminatus, The Lorax, The Series of Unfortunate Events, Lolita, Toni Morrisson, Phillip K Dick, Harry Potter, Neuromancer, Hitchiker's Guide, Wuthering Heights, A Tale of Two Cities, The Crimson Petal and the White

Heroes:

david bowie, joseph campbell. just kidding. But yeah, david bowie. Dorothy Parker. Susan Sontag. Rainer Werner Fassbinder. Craig Baldwin. Irena Sendler.

My Blog

My heart’s an autoclave

(is just a song I’m obsessed with)I am having a ball. That is all. Art show, Indian food being fed to me by the restaurant owner in little insistent hand-constructed bites, Obama on the rise, go...
Posted by Miss Ambrosia on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:28:00 PST

Oh to be young, white and liberal

[12:13] Contraption: i got paid; let's go out for sushi and lattes! We can take our biodiesel volkswagen! [12:14] Contraption: then let's give some money to barack obama! [12:14] AmbrosiaVoyeur: alrea...
Posted by Miss Ambrosia on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:28:00 PST

Pressing Charges

A charge to keep I have, A God to glorify, A never-dying soul to save, And fit it for the sky. To serve the present age, My calling to fulfill: O may it all my powers engage To do my master's will! T...
Posted by Miss Ambrosia on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:05:00 PST

Happy Birthday, Alexander Hamilton.

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Posted by Miss Ambrosia on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:33:00 PST

kinda woeful, ready for spring already.

WantingLovingMissingHopingPrayingWorking...
Posted by Miss Ambrosia on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:35:00 PST

pwning threadessez

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Posted by Miss Ambrosia on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 11:49:00 PST

Conciertos, bro

If you could go to one concert, in all of history, what would it be?Mine used to be David Bowie and Queen, but I guess they never did play together, after all. Now I dunno....
Posted by Miss Ambrosia on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:24:00 PST

NONE pizza with LEFT beef

NONE pizza with LEFT beef, a laugh-out-loud reading adventure.So I got back from Vegas Tuesday night, a very complex and titillating trip it was. Thrills!(Snuck in booze to the poshest club on the str...
Posted by Miss Ambrosia on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:48:00 PST

Speed, Sweeney, and the Japaneez

Just because it's the best thing ever: This ought to be super exciting to me (Alan Rickman, Sacha Baron Cohen? Bonus!) but I think Burton's gone too far on his fixing not-broke things from t...
Posted by Miss Ambrosia on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:08:00 PST

It’s a hell of a drug

So mostly I'm blogging to say that I pushed myself really hard to please everyone this weekend and feel like I wound up pleasing no one. Doing scary drving while sick and trying to drink it off with r...
Posted by Miss Ambrosia on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:50:00 PST