Larry Darnell Penn - ProfilesArchive

About Me

*Things about me*I like washing my hands and do it anytime after i've touched my privacy.I speak a fake language.I cat walk in my apt like tyra banks.I have a great personality because i grew up a fat kid.I still get winded walking up five flights to my apt, and it's been 2 years.I don't do drugs.I giggle at babies.I have a big ass which is touched constantly by strangers and sometimes the japanese take pictures and ask me if i'm "ASS-zilla" i say: no, CRY... and still pose for another shot... ..

My Interests

Life and Balance.

I'd like to meet:

My bank account, when the bitch is stable!

Heroes:

My grandmas. The two coolest ladies who are chillin in heaven right now with the angels. One is teaching them how to do jager bomb shots, the other how to go go dance.

My Blog

Yes!

I feel so deeply loved. I'm happy.
Posted by Larry Darnell Penn on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 12:40:00 PST

My truth

There is this sick need to give glory and honor to things that don't necessarily deserve it. Sometimes we fight, knowing we are wrong; we run, knowing we are right; we overcompensate in fear of admit...
Posted by Larry Darnell Penn on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

Back in the Day

there was this crazy thing called college. I worked hard. I played hard. I laughed hard and i loved sooo hard. But....I was NAKED the whole time.I was famous for my "man-gina" which i would whip out a...
Posted by Larry Darnell Penn on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 11:08:00 PST

I will never tell a lie!

I found my wallet!
Posted by Larry Darnell Penn on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:32:00 PST

madder than forty hells

i fuckin lost my wallet. PISSED! I can't even prove that I am Larry Darnell Penn Whitfield now. This shits sucks.
Posted by Larry Darnell Penn on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 06:49:00 PST

made me smile

things that made me smile today:watching a movie with evan on our seperate coucheshearing alex sing our apt.'s anthem, "Because of you"running late for a gig and the thought that i never make it on ti...
Posted by Larry Darnell Penn on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:06:00 PST

Over it

Granted this is a drunken blog at 4:20 in the am and i have to work all day tomorrow but listen. I AM OVER IT! The IT being:I'm over being fatI'm over being the only one who realizes my beauty.I'm ove...
Posted by Larry Darnell Penn on Fri, 05 May 2006 01:37:00 PST

DECLARATION

For too long i have given you too much power in my life. I REBUKE YOU: DOUBT, CONFUSION, INSECURITIES, NEGATIVITY, SELF HATRED, UNACCEPTANCE. YOU have NO place in my life and in those lives of the peo...
Posted by Larry Darnell Penn on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 05:10:00 PST

Smoking the HOOOOOOKaH

In an effort to enjoy sports i watched the superbowl....and by watch i mean ate left over chicken, smoked a hookah, and played with a hotdog...meaning a true hot dog dog. There was this girl there S...
Posted by Larry Darnell Penn on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:41:00 PST

An Unvoiced Whisper

I've never written down this things but it was time. So shyly you entered my life. Like crooked smiles. Like color schemed outfits. We played like children in the park. You entered my life with mo...
Posted by Larry Darnell Penn on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 07:47:00 PST