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BeautifulSadist

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About Me



I'm 30. I love Chris. I'm tired of people not taking responsibility for themselves. I will listen to just about any kind of music. I don't enjoy people - don't I speak to enough stupid people at work all day? I'm not here for your amusement, although you are here for mine.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Well...anyone but you. Oh wait, you're serious. Is this like the dead or alive game? Um... Well OBVIOUSLY I would like to meet Joey Ramone. Johnny Cash. Dee Snyder. Ugh. I just spilled water down my boobs. Nice. Oh wait. Back to the subject, right? Yeah. Those are the three people I would like to meet. No wait. I forgot one. Zakk Wylde. Mmmmnn...

Music:

Ramones, the Doors, Sepultura, Type O Negative, Ramones, Metallica, Iced Earth, Children of Bodom, Hypocrisy, Frank Sinatra, anything classical, the Ramones, Led Zeppelin, Astrid Gilberto, White Zombie, Jazz, Blues...um. Shit. I know - I like everything

Movies:

Strangeland

Television:

Law and Order SVU, CSI Miami, CSI, Without a Trace, Greys Anatomy, Cold Case

Books:

The Anita Blake Series or the Merry Gentry Series by Laurell K. Hamilton...The Sonja Blue Collection by Nancy C. Collins...anything by Alice Borchardt or Charlaine Harris...Great Expectations, Pride and Prejudice, Wicked, The Angel of Darkness...the Purgatori series, the Curse of the Spawn Series, the Poison Elves series, Spiderman, Pogo...

Heroes:

There's no one in this world worth looking up to. No one can live up to my expectations. Too many people say they have regrets. I don't so why should they?

My Blog

Most Importantly

Here is probably the most important thing not to say to your customer service representative:DO NOT ARGUE WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER WHILE ON THIS CALL!!!For instance, I did not need to hear, "but I ...
Posted by BeautifulSadist on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:37:00 PST

Things that just should not be shared

I know - it's been a while since I posted a new blog. I'm sure you have all waited with baited breath. Or something akin to terror. Whichever. Those of you in the know are already aware I am working t...
Posted by BeautifulSadist on Thu, 29 May 2008 04:25:00 PST

Chase Bank - boy, I sure miss the Bank you used to be!

I guess I got some shiny in the mail today and Euphoric Death got a real hard on to open it, so I told him to go ahead. It won't affect me; I'm at work. He says, "it's a Chase card; with your old name...
Posted by BeautifulSadist on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:42:00 PST

Decline of our Society

While I was at lunch today, I checked my voice mail. Because I needed to write something down from my message and didn't have a pen, I asked the person sitting closest to me if she had a pen. She look...
Posted by BeautifulSadist on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:25:00 PST

Snow, bitches

I LOVE the snow; don't you?Well, for those of us from the West to the East that are experiencing snow right now, let's all stay safe and warm!Speaking of safe... Let me tell you about this guy I saw d...
Posted by BeautifulSadist on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:22:00 PST

You cannot leave the subject line blank blah blah blah

I am so bored...bitches.
Posted by BeautifulSadist on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:37:00 PST

Cingular on myspace.com

Seriously, don't we have more important things to worry about than whoring out our company? Who at Cingular gets paid to do shit like this and why can't that be MY job? http://www.myspace.com/cingular...
Posted by BeautifulSadist on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:09:00 PST

Happy Everything - and don't steal my turkey pumpkin thingy guy, you commie bastard!


Posted by BeautifulSadist on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:53:00 PST

I hate pink - especially when it comes in phones

Okay...first it was the black razr..then the Silver Razr...then the bloody fucking pink razr. Now it's a bloody fucking pink L7 Slvr? God save us from the whine asses who are going to want that fucke...
Posted by BeautifulSadist on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 08:21:00 PST

Why...

I don't get it. I work Monday through Friday and have for a while. Yet I am constantly asked to come home early or skip work. Why is it that people who sit at home and do nothing think it's easy to le...
Posted by BeautifulSadist on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:31:00 PST