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Ian

Soon all will feel the pain of Weather Domination!

About Me

Someday I shall conqure the human race, and replace them with robots. Until then, I spend my time as a freelance writer. I write mostly graphic novels and screenplays, and the stray song or two. My day job consists completely of pressing 'ctrl-x/ctrl-v' all day.

My Interests

Movies. Comics. Music. Giant Robots. Sex. Giant Robots. Tea.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people. People who have more to talk about than television, or their latest trip to Hawaii.

Music:

Dead Milkmen (RIP Dave), Neutral Milk Hotel, Minders, Guided By Voices, New Pornographers, Sunny Day Real Estate, Kevn Kinney, Tom Waits, Wilco, Somerset Meadows, Velvet Underground... I could go on forever... oh hell, why not? Screaming Trees, My Bloody Valentine, High on Fire, Engorged, The Hold Steady, Uncle Tupelo, Built To Spill, Hum, Luna, Melvins, The Kinks...

Movies:

Road Warrior, Full Metal Jacket, Fireworks (hana bi), Mystery Train, Strange Brew, the Evangelion series, Day/Dawn/Night of the Living Dead, the list goes on...

Television:

My Name is Earl, the new Doctor Who, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Mighty Boosh...

Books:

The Hobbit, anything Hemmingway, Women (Bukowski), Great Gatsby, anything Harlon Elison, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, King Lear, I can give an annotated list on demand.

Heroes:

Dad. Bob Burden. Errol Morris. Hayao Miyazaki. True greats.

My Blog

Let's see if this works!

Sweet, it worked!!!  Now I'll have to take more crappy photos with my Palm!Anyone spare a cheap, digital camera to a poor writer?#flickr_badge_source_txt {padding:0; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, ...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Book!!

Haven't used this before, but wanted everyone with Comic Book Store Access to check out Ty and I's new graphic novel. Emily and the Intergalactic Lemonade Stand: http://previews.diamondcomics.com/pro...
Posted by Ian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST