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Mrs. Smart Cookie

April Fools Day 2007

About Me

I am quick on the draw, fabulous, and energetic. Not to mention smart, unusual and sexy as hell. I do not like sports but will root for your team's rival. That's right. Also, I dislike cilantro and too-long hair. I love the library, have thrice ridden a mechanical bull, hate chain stores but love Target, can cook but eat cereal for dinner, can drive a stick shift, and can go from zero to hottie in twenty minutes or fewer. I make a lot of faces. Oh, and kiss me - I don't smoke!I think people older than MTV are too old for MTV. I brush my teeth in the shower. I don’t like peppers, except Dr. I have a Cliff Claven-like knowledge of useless information. I took the platinum tour of Graceland. I like to paint my toenails blue.

My Interests

Since I'm relatively new to the area, I tend to find good stuff when I stumble across it. Or trip in a hole in the sidewalk in front of it. Crap, nobody saw that.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who never says, I don't know, what do you wanna do? I'm looking for a smart, adventurous, nonsmoker that can teach me something, anything, about rocket science or literature or where to find decent Mexican food. Appreciation of dry humor and ink are pluses. I don't care what you do for a living as long as you love doing it. My tolerance for dishonesty and shadiness is slim to none. I want to meet friends of Bill W.

Music:

I wouldn't say that I have bad taste in music but last year my car got broken into and a whole bunch of stuff was stolen... and not my CD’s.

Movies:

Brain Candy, Showgirls, Hollywood Shuffle, Lovely & Amazing, Woman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, Back to the Future I, Miss Congeniality, Practical Magic, Mullholland Drive, Romeo is Bleeding.

Television:

Mostly I use my TV to watch Netflix. I also like The Shield, Huff, Big Love, Sopranos, and Earl.

Books:

Big Book, Nine Lives, Kiss My Tiara, Naughty Fairy Tales, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Last Night a DJ Saved My Life, He's Just Not That Into You, The Best American Non-Required Reading, Before the Mayflower, Dry, Drinking: A Love Story

Heroes:

Hero, Greatest American