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jasonious

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About Me

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I am a burnt out punk who sold out to "the Man." I try to be happy go lucky and I am happy if I get lucky. While carpe diem is a nice motto to live by, I find that it is a lot harder to actually live it. I like to dream and I feel that it is very important to try to achieve your dreams.Life has always been quite a journey for me, neither better nor worse than anyone else's...just different. I believe that Kickball is the greatest sport ever played. I can beat up my older brother. In doing so, I have acheived the dream of every boy in a large family. I can eat an entire pizza myself and have traveled the world spreading the Gospel of Jason. Ask me about the skeletons in my closet.What you do from 9-5 is not nearly as important as what you do before 9 and after 5. When no one is looking I am a very quiet person - I spend my time thinking. I dont do nearly as much reading as I would like and I wish that I could still drink coffee without shooting pains in my stomach. I am also a lactard - but I eat cheese and stuff anyway. I have excellent manners and seem to be a very polite guest. I hate writing thank you notes because they never seem sincere. I wish I took consumer econ at some point cuz I dont manage my money well. I like staying up very late and I thin that naps are great - especially with the right person. I would rather make a stupid face for a picture than smile. I have been told I clean up well. I never shop for clothes without a woman or gay man with me. I hate keeping track of my own bank statements and mail like that. I would rather be gray at a young age than bald. I eat anything. I like onions but not on my pizza. I think that mayo on a burger is superb. I cant spell. I have a dry wit and can keep a straight face. I cant tell a joke and my stories are long. Sometimes they have no point. I can write about nothing forever.Love and Tolerance is our code.
How evil are you?
How Do You Live Your Life?
You tend to deprive yourself of things you crave, for your own good.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.
Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down. How Do You Live Your Life?

My Interests

The next three things I want to do with my life are: learn to play guitar and learn a martial art. I also want to go skydiving and ski the Rockies. I love playing WAKA Kickball and I eat a lot of peanut butter.

I'd like to meet:

Cigar smoking girls, punk rock sellouts, idealists who lost their motivation, women who have the balls to tell it like it is and communicate their desires. Friends who call you up to include you in whatever they are up to. Loose women and men in tight pants. Or women who pant and lose men. I havent decided.Someone with a an upbeat attitude and a dark sordid past. People who understand that although music can define a subculture, music can also define you. People that also believe that their life has a soundtrack. Those who can show me a side of life I havent seen or take me to places I havent gone. Open minded people who understand that things are not always what they seem. People who like zodiac signs but dont care what they mean. Tattooed people. People who like cartoons.

Music:

Is a synthesis of an instrument and a beat structure than can be reduced into basic mathematical formulas.But basically my tastes range from my two favorite bands: The Mighty Mighty Bosstones and Counting Crows.

Movies:

Fight Club, Field of Dreams, South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut, A Beautiful Mind, Fletch, Amadeus, Naked Lunch, Wayne's World, The Crow, Breakfast Club, Weird Science, The Game, Animal House, The Blue Brothers, Pump Up the Volume, Interview with the Vampire, 12 Monkeys, Seven, 6th Sense, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, Meatballs, Star Wars, Indiana Jones (all of them), High Fidelity

Television:

Rome, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law. MXE. Futurama. Porn. The History Channel, Buffy (Yes you can laugh at me), Angel, The Shield, Lucky (canceled!), Firefly (canceled!), The Sopranos, Dead Like Me (canceled), and the occassional Monday Night Raw

Books:

Currently Reading: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert M. Pirsig Next: Dry by Augustin Burroughs Last book read: The Painted Bird by Jerzy N. Kosinski

Heroes:

Those that stand in the face of adversity and, even with fear forcing their heart to tremble, never let their knees give, their hands shake, or their faith waiver...

My Blog

Best Burgers in America?

Best burgers in america? I dont think so. I love burgers. They might be one of my favorite foods. From bacon cheeseburgers to mushroom swiss sliders, I have had them all. I have had buffalo burgers, o...
Posted by jasonious on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:41:00 PST

Humor Makes the World Go Round

Subject: Why We Love Children1) NUDITYI was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening whena woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was starknaked! As I was ree...
Posted by jasonious on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:23:00 PST

New Words

Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again askedreaders to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition...
Posted by jasonious on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:41:00 PST

Lesson Learned

I am a social retard. But on Saturday night I think I started to learn something important. A great while back I dated a wonderful girl. For a handful of months she was a rock of support through dif...
Posted by jasonious on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:47:00 PST

Bears Rule; Packers Drool

Two Jokes: We Chicago Bears fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Green Bay fan we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious green & gold "G" on his shirt. We would swerve our cars as if ...
Posted by jasonious on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:52:00 PST

Fashion Trends

Fashion Trends   Today's fashion lessons: 1. Ascot ties2. Jean Skirts I think I want to wear an ascot. They look cool. I just saw a guy outside my office wearing one. He is from Peru. Peru...
Posted by jasonious on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:39:00 PST

Jimmy Carter: Man of Peace or Man of Delusion?

Carter's Distorted World  by Alan M. Dershowitz   Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid is so biased that it inevitably raises thequestion of what would motivate Jimmy Carter to write such an ...
Posted by jasonious on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:19:00 PST

High School Reunion: T Minus 11 Days

Its been 10 years. I cant believe it. Often people remark that they cannot see change in themselves, but they can see it in other people. For me, this is not true. I feel like a completely different ...
Posted by jasonious on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:32:00 PST

Tips for Picking a Halloween Costume, Part V

Part V: The Classics  Its a basic tenant of Halloween to dress up. Back in the day there were a couple of standard costumes to choose from. You had Dracula, Frankenstein (and bride of Frankenstei...
Posted by jasonious on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:29:00 PST

Tips for Picking a Halloween Costume, Part IV

Rule 4: So you are a fattie... or big bulky costumes a. If you dont feel like you should be exposing a lot of skin for the big day of costumes because either its cold or you are big bones, there are p...
Posted by jasonious on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:24:00 PST