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Jess

I am here for Friends

About Me

I recently spilled redbull on an elderly Asian woman in the subway- then was scolded by a complete stranger standing next to me.

My Interests

Reading everything and never finishing it, Cooking, Nutrition, Working Out, Downloading and Discovering New Music, Guiness, Gin, Weed, Coffee, Kitchen Toys, Road trips, and climbing the corporate ladder.

I'd like to meet:

Kathy Griffin, NY from Flavor of Love fame- if you will, Neil Finn, Madonna, Missy Peregrim, Michelle Rodriguez, Alicia Calloway, Robert Downey Jr., Jordan Catalano, Martha Stewart, Alton Brown, Hideki Matsui & Derek Jeter.

Music:

Crowded House, Neil Finn, Kings of Leon, My Morning Jacket, A Perfect Circle, Gnarls Barkley, Head Automatica, Nina Simone, Billie Holiday, Lauren Hill, Amy Winehouse, Zero 7, Fiest, Goldfrapp, Madonna, Q-Tip, A Tribe Called Quest, Ani DiFranco, David Gray, Eminem, Erasure, Jealous Girlfriends, Leela James, Lina, Res, Wilco, Ray LaMontagne, Rufus Wainwright, Neko Case and Fiest

Movies:

Children of Men, Silence of the Lambs, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Blood Simple, Chinatown, Postcards from the Edge, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Big Lebowski, The Paper, Time Bandits, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Soapdish, Bad Santa, Thirteen, Tao of Steve, Grand Canyon, Dick, Doc Hollywood, Overboard, Flirting with Disaster, Fight Club, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Being John Malkovich, Strange Brew, Lolita(Adrian Lyne version).

Television:

Good Eats (and a lot of the Food Network), CBS Sunday Morning (I am a 60 year old woman), Project Runway, MTV's Fat Camp AND RETURN to Fat Camp, The Amazing Race, Strangers with Candy, Intervention, Forensic and Cold Case Files, The Biggest Loser, What Not To Wear, Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy ("You will not retire on this, Madame!).

Books:

The Time Traveler's Wife, Sarah Waters, Everything Agusten Burroughs writes. Shadow Divers- Everyone should read this book even though you might not think it would interest you- its fucking fascinating! I Know This Much is True (Wally Lamb), Lolita (Nabokov), The Age of Innocence (Edith Warton), Red Lobster, White Trash & The Blue Lagoon, Disgrace, Anything David Sedaris writes, The Stand (King), A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (Dave Eggers).

Heroes:

Charles and Rebecca Rogers