Carl - ProfilesArchive

About Me

God I hate these blurbs. Well, after inventing the lightbulb, I decided to try my luck at roulette. It's true what they say you know...once you go black, you'll never go back...53 straight reds. So I lost my fortune. Now I'm a programmer for a company in the DC area. I think Scientology is the biggest joke in the world, and I will make fun of you to your face if you are one. Other than that, I like to go on adventures. I'm not really sure what that means, but it's more exciting than, "I go to work, work out, then go out". I'd like to say that I like all music, but the fact is, I think there is so much crap out there that when people say they like everything, they're worse off than saying they like 1 specific genre. Give me classic rock, metal, and a few modern bands. I like some rap, but in general I consider "Rap Music" to be an oxymoron.

My Interests

Waiting in line at the DMV.

I'd like to meet:

1. Red Hot Chili Peppers 2. Trey Parker 3. Seth Macfarlane

Music:

Top 3 bands would have to be 1. Red Hot Chili Peppers 2. Nirvana 3. System of a Down

Movies:

Top 5, not in order 1. Goonies 2. American Beauty 3. Boondock Saints 4. Resevoir Dogs 5. Pulp Fiction

Television:

Southpark, Family Guy, and Football would be my tops.

Books:

Is Maxim a book?

Heroes:

I'd have to say the guy who invented milk. To walk up to a cow and say, "I'm going to yank on those things then drink what comes out of them", you have to have both balls and an inventive desire.