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About Me

Coldly serious, uncompromisingly funny... when I want to be, brooding, intense, relaxed, laid back, too sensitive for my own good, contemplative, caring, ambivalent about the world. I'm all of these things at times. I will never die.
Despite my dark appearance, I'm generally a happy person. I've got a dark chocolate crunchy goth exterior, with a chewy candy raver interior. How many licks does it take to get to the center of me? Let's find out...
I live in Seattle, I have two cats, Romeo, a short hair black, and Mischka, a Siamese mix. I have a few really close friends. Having a few good friends that'll support you through thick and thin is what makes life worth living.
I try not to take life too seriously. It's easier to turn a fucked up situation into something you could laugh at, than it is to fester in anger. I hate bullshit. Don't give it to me. I have an aversion to stuck up people, I hate liars, and I especially hate emotionally manipulative people. With me, what you see is what you get. I might be a little odd at times, but I hardly ever sugarcoat things. I'll tell it the way I see it.
I have some interesting ideas on religion and politics. I have quirky ideas, maybe that's why I seem to fit in the Northwest.
I'd consider myself a moderate democrat, I think I'm somewhat progressive, but sensible. People can't always have it their way 100% of the time, and I've resigned myself to that. I voted for the fucking moron in 2000, and the pushover in 2004.
I like the color blue, though green is my favorite. I mostly wear black. Dressing up? Dressing down? As long as it's comfortable. I like Italian food, but anything tastes good. My favorite cookie is white chocolate macadamia nut. Those things are fucking delicious.
Music wise, I'll listen to just about anything except country and gangsta rap. Nothing against country or rap, I just couldn't ever get into them. I'm especially fond of industrial, gothic, electronic, psy trance, and any eclectic music.
I love all kinds of entertainment. Movies, music, video games, reading. All kinds of shit. I collect movies. Right now, my collection stands at about 1,800 DVDs. I enjoy watching and discussing them. If you like movies, you should message me and see when my next movie night will be.
I like to play with fire. I'll spin and breathe fire. For fun, not professionally, although I'd love to be a professional fire performer some day.
I make high quality, dental grade vampire fangs. If you'd like a pair, talk to me. I also like makeup and special effects. I'm a man of a thousand faces. Just see my pics. Yep, they're all me.

My Interests

I'm interested in lots of things... I like movies. Horror, Sci Fi, Comedy, Drama, Mystery, Action, documentaries. I like them all. I like to pop some popcorn, pull out the projector, and kick back with a few friends to watch some flicks.
I also like videogames. I own a PS2 and PC, I don't expect to own an XBox any time soon. Suck it, Microsoft. Any kind of game will suit me, usually. Puzzle, action, FPS, platformer, whatever, I just like to be entertained.
I like art. Sculpting is my favorite, but I haven't done any projects for a few years. I also make vampire fangs. Here are pictures of my good friends Erin and Sean, both modeling fangs I made for them.

I love music. I have 4 cd cases with a plethora of different musical styles, and I listen to it all. See 'Music' section below for a sample of the stuff I listen to.
I like working on computers. I have 2 homebuilt machines. I intend to get a small computer repair business off the ground. If you need any computer work done, see me. I'll see what I can do. It's what I love. My computer repair profile is Blue Iguana.
I make crappy music on my computer. My music is somewhat bland industrial/techno, but I experiment with all kinds of eclectic sounds.

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I'd like to meet:

Rob Zombie, so I could tell him how much I appreciate his work, Johnny Depp, because he seems like a cool guy to hang with, Milla Jovavich, since she's SUCH A FUCKING HOTTIE,and finally, Uwe Boll and Mel Gibson, so I could punch both of them in their stupid faces.
Historically, I'd like to meet Ben Franklin, just to get some insight into his mind, and Jesus Christ, so I could tell him how his followers twisted his message into a religion of hate.
Fictionally? I'd like to meet Tyler Durden, so he could teach me to fight, Arucard, because he's such a badass, the entire Firefly family, so I could join their freaky ragtag group, and Dante Hicks, so we could complain about how sucky our jobs are. But most of all, I'd like to meet tons of cool and interesting people.

Music:

Front 242, Frontline Assembly, Assemblage 23, Aqua, Wumpscut, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, The Misfits, Glis, Morcheeba, The Cure, DJ Darkzone, Rob Zombie, Zombie Nation, VNV Nation, Sublime, GWAR, John Digweed, Snog, Bob Marley, Aim, Dead Can Dance, Collective Soul, DJ Tiesto, Ministry, Infected Mushroom, The Clash, Information Society, Bill Frizelle, Chemical Brothers, Depeche Mode, DJ Keoki, INXS, Aphex Twin, Sting, The Ramones, Dirty Vegas, Sisters of Mercy, Darude, Big Bad Voodoo Daddies, Coldplay, Kraftwerk, Velvet Acid Christ, SMP, NIN, KMFDM, AK 1200, Garbage, Covenant, Chemlab, Elvis, EinstÃ¼rzende Neubauten, Hybrid, Tri-State Killing Spree, King Missle, Fear Factory, Paul Okenfold, Wolfshiem, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Oingo Boingo, Bloodhound Gang, Combichrist, Blind Melon, David Bowie, Wallflowers, Orgy, The Verve, Meletron, Primus, Dimitri from Paris, Chris Isaak, De/Vision, War, And One, Cowboy Junkies, Tenatious D, Portishead, Ramstien, and, of course, Mindless Self Indulgence. Anything I missed?

Interview with Plum Chi, director of "Gothocks"
Fatboy Slim (Weapon of Choice)
Mindless Self Indulgence (Shut Me Up)
Greenskeepers (Lotion)
Aphex Twin (Video by Vince Ream)
WARNING: The following videos should be seen by mature audiences only. They contain scenes of a graphic nature. By clicking on said videos, you are agreeing not to be offended. You pussy bastard.
Aphex Twin (Rubber Johnny)
Dir En Grey (Obscure)
Dirt (Death in Vegas)

Movies:

Go ahead, pick a movie, any movie. I BET you I'd like it. Or at least watch it. I especially like anything by Quentin Tarantino or Stanley Kubrick. I especially enjoy classic horror movies, like "The Devil Bat", and "Dementia 13". My all time LEAST favorite director/producer is Uwe Boll. Ed Wood is a Spielberg compared to him. Don't believe me? Look him up.

Television:

I don't really watch TV. Here's some entertaining crap for you.

Books:

Ray Bradbury, Kurt Vonnegut, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, and Michael Chriton, although I used to like him a lot more than I do now.

Heroes:

H.R. Geiger, Tim Burton, Jack Black from Tenacious D, Jack Nicholson, Christopher Walken, and Rob Zombie.

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I am 76% Raver.
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My Blog

May I live in interesting times.

I think I broke my mind. This is not a bad thing. Like an enourmous light switch being flipped by the finger of God, my whole perception of life is changed. As fractured, confused, d...
Posted by EricZombie on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:41:00 PST

Hell, here it is.

And now, after it's all over, people are being honest with each other, and not with that "aw shucks" kind of honesty, but the BRUTAL honesty that can only come when worlds are turned upside down, and ...
Posted by EricZombie on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:32:00 PST

Good, the sequel.

Yes, this is definitely "good" I'm feeling.
Posted by EricZombie on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:25:00 PST

Good

For once in a really, really long time, I actually feel... good. Let's hope it stays that way!
Posted by EricZombie on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:43:00 PST

Revealed

In the corner she sits, pondering the emptiness inside. In a state of self imposed exile she waits for the answers that she feels will never come. If only she would step back, if only she could see th...
Posted by EricZombie on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:50:00 PST

Fuck the Mercury

I don't think I'm alone in saying that the Mercury has been sucking a lot of shit lately. As a matter of fact, I personally know at least half a dozen people who won't go there because the sta...
Posted by EricZombie on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 07:33:00 PST

i weigh 194 lbs...

and i can see my abs!
Posted by EricZombie on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:10:00 PST

Yes, this one.

I NOW WEIGH LESS THAN 200 LBS. And I'm looking damned sexy.That is all.
Posted by EricZombie on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST

Ya, ya, I know.

I know I haven't been on here as often as you all would like me to. (stupid, stupid MMORPGs) I miss you guys. Last monday, I rode my bicycle to Renton and back, and had a blast doing it.&n...
Posted by EricZombie on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:13:00 PST

The Littlest Sparrow.

Harold was a small sparrow. Even as sparrows go, he was still much smaller than any other sparrow he had ever met. You could say that Harold, in all probability, was the smallest sparrow i...
Posted by EricZombie on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:57:00 PST