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Myspace Jesus

Remember kids MySpace Jesus Loves the Old School.

About Me

Congratulations you've found Jesus!!!!!I've been away awhile about 2007 years, been chilling in my fathers crib Just decided to jump into this MySpace thing. Post some blogs that Kinda thing. I guess I'd be interested in friends dating no kinky stuff though, I know I don't like flogs.

My Interests

Punk Rock, world peace, the Internet, Jokes about me, and sex
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Master Fly Dynamite What's Your Pimp Name?

I'd like to meet:

George Bush, Jerry Falwell so I can bitch slap them both.

Music:

Punk Rock, Rockabilly, some Metal, Blues, and others. NO EMO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Movies:

Oh God you devil, The gods must be crazy, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Casablanca, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Deep Throat, Killer Klowns From Outerspace, and more.

Television:

Lost, Dexter, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Scrubs, Family Guy, and The Daily show

Books:

I like a good Comedy you know like the Bible

Heroes:

Personally I like Buddha

My Blog

Jesus Toast How To

Due to the responses I've been getting about my Jesus Toast, some thought it was photo shop, others just wanted to know how. I'm about to reveal the secret to crafting your own holy relic.what you'll ...
Posted by Myspace Jesus on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:56:00 PST

Jesus FAQ

These are Some of the frequently asked questions I get about being Jesus.1. Why am I here, you are here because you clicked on my portrait. Other than that, mostly it was a mistake Dad wanted an anima...
Posted by Myspace Jesus on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:21:00 PST

My part-time job

OK so I have an interview tomorrow for a job to help me fill the gaps as I wait for more movie work to start. Normally I wouldn't mention it but the job I'm applying for is so outrageous half of you w...
Posted by Myspace Jesus on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

Cancer sticks

Ok so I decided to try and quit smoking. I'm on my 4th day with out a smoke, and this is one of the hardest things I've ever done. Its like being hungry but no food sates your hunger the only thing th...
Posted by Myspace Jesus on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:21:00 PST

E-harmony rejection

So I thought I'd try on-line dating since I've hit a dry spell with the ladies. I go to e-harmony.com and fill out their personality test thing. The whole test takes me about an hour being as I am fil...
Posted by Myspace Jesus on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:47:00 PST

specs on my new computer if your interested

-ASUS A8N-deluxe SLI 939 motherboard -2.4 Ghz Amd processor -500w power supply -16x DVDrw -250g IDE Harddrive -1 gig of ram -Nvidia 512mb SLI graphics card -soundblaster X-fi soundcard -Belkin N1 wire...
Posted by Myspace Jesus on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:28:00 PST

I'm Painting Again!!!

Ok, so I start painting again. I took about a six year break, and the most amazing painting I've ever done happens. "I posted a pic". My nextdoor neighbor is an art dealer, and she has asked that I pu...
Posted by Myspace Jesus on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:29:00 PST

The long road rip

I know its been a while since my last post been busy having new adventures to tell you all about.As many of you know I took a long road trip last month where I drove from Ohio to L.A., I took a lot of...
Posted by Myspace Jesus on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 12:35:00 PST

update

The night sky in L.A. is a sickly orange color. It robs the stars of there brilliance. Yes I miss home some, I just wish I could of taken the night sky with me when I left.In other news I'm sick for t...
Posted by Myspace Jesus on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:39:00 PST

woot woot I love Cali

Hello again, been a while but I have been busy so I hope you all can forgive me. I got a job rigging on movie sets, I got paid $523 for 2 days of work. I've been living a moderatly healthier life styl...
Posted by Myspace Jesus on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:02:00 PST