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robbie

pizzapizza

About Me

edge, vegetarian, handsome, wholesome. this is monkey:

My Interests

schadenfreude, squirrels, swearing, horror, lying, revenge, pizza, q-tipping my ears, monkeys, talking and not talking, flossing regularly but sometimes not, not losing my keys sometimes, my pitbull whose name is monkey, my toothless cat whose name is ozark, roy orbison, punk rock, as you can tell, lifting weights. really heavy weights, a lot!

I'd like to meet:


Music:

teengenerate, christ on a crutch, fang, swans, damned, ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN, billy childish, specimen, pulp, hex dispensers, suede, the kids, lamps, mc5, my bloody valentine, april march (everything..shitbirds, pussywillows, etc), cure, nerves, black flag, gun club, reigning sound, hunches, NIRVANA, germs, joy division, PRETENDERS, poison idea, television, channel 3, nazi's from mars, misfits, prince, violent society, jesus & mary chain, marked men, horrors, MILK N' COOKIES, rockpile, deadly snakes, american steel, deadguy, X, spaceshits, ny dolls, breeders, showcase showdown, rudimentary peni, suffocation, undertones, mott the hoople, 45 grave, PSYCHEDELIC FURS, david bowie eater, emperor, karp, ROY ORBISON, red aunts, born against, slayer, jellyroll rockheads, carbonas, the futures, hollywood brats, buzzcocks, gen x, dead boys, rezillos, afi, hanoi rocks, the freeze, sepultura, regulations, swarm, mob 47, bad brains, crudos, juliana hatfield, econochrist, at the gates, ramones, kyuss, iron maiden, armitage shanks, zero boys, nerve agents, loudmouths, boris the sprinkler, NEW BOMB TURKS, romantic gorilla, mummies, fyp, dirtbombs, CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL, DRI, f.u.'s, sleeper, goodnight loving, plexi 3, cococoma, retainers, cpc gangbangs, a-frames, exploding hearts, busy signals, vancougar, career suicide, forgotten rebels, government warning, vapors

Movies:

the burbs, cabin boy, beyond the valley of the dolls, dead alive, peewees big adventure, dirty work, freddy got fingered, cannibal holocaust, cannibal ferox, cannibal the musical, big lebowski, savage abduction, best in show, the brood, wicker man, dead and buried, kung pow, ernest movies, beetlejuice, zoolander, the beyond, rushmore, little otik, alice, wild zero, raising arizona, lone wolf and cub series, visitor q, my boyfriend's back, opera, black christmas, suspiria, ichi the killer, zombie, ilsa, sleepway camp...
russ meyer, alfred hitchock, lucio fulci, dario argento, takashi miike, jan svankmajer...

Television:

Adventure sure was no Marquee Moon, eh?

Books:

kurt vonnegut, philip k. dick, john kennedy toole, h.p. lovecraft

Heroes:

i prefer pizza

My Blog

these are bad things that have happened to me since june 05

- apartment broken into while moving because the real estate agent left the door UNLOCKED!        -stolen goods: laptop, ipod, various electronics - back wheel stolen off o...
Posted by robbie on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 07:36:00 PST

I JUST CAUGHT A GUY SHITTING ON MY DOORSTEP!!!!

this is copy and pasted from a post i made about it elsewhere. i was out walking my dog, and come home to find some big tall bald guy shitting right at my door. we live at the ground level, so you ...
Posted by robbie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST