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beasley

I am here for Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Weirdos, mean artists, and geeks...Christopher, my main squeeze

Music:



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Television:

Iron chef, discovery channel nature documentaries, passions, public access, starcade, the simpsons, american Idol, America's top model, all those fucking shows on VH1 about bands from the 80's.

Books:



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Heroes:

Johnny Depp, Jim Jarmusch, Bill Brandt, Marcel Duchamp, Max Ernst, Josef Kouldelka, Kenneth Anger, John Waters, Jack Nickoloson, Robert Frank, Man Ray, Martha Stewart, Nancy (from the comic strip of the same name)

My Blog

More Japan Pictures

are here: http://beazleydadaismo.blogspot.com/
Posted by beasley on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:44:00 PST

Bible Babble

A lady just left my office.  As she was leaving she said "have a blessed day".  The person she was meeting with looked at me with a "gross, what the fuck" look.  I hate people that clos...
Posted by beasley on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:06:00 PST

stinkiest medical conditions

According to a few doctors and nurses I've spoken to recently, the foulest smelling conditions to have in the ICU are as follows:9. Overdoses8. Respiratory failure7. Sepsis6. Chronic Renal failure5. M...
Posted by beasley on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:33:00 PST

Jelly blobs

I grew up living beside a lake. When we were kids, these things we called jelly blobs used to form underneath the boat docks on the lake. I dont know if they were living or not.They didn't respond to ...
Posted by beasley on Tue, 30 May 2006 01:54:00 PST

Beltane 2006

Here are a few pictures of Beltane 2006 at SMS. I'll put up more as I upload them. ...
Posted by beasley on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:26:00 PST

Portion control

I just went to the snack machine in my building.  There was a fat lady there having trouble getting the machine to accept her money. She paused to read the text on the electronic display beside ...
Posted by beasley on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 02:02:00 PST

Picture story

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Posted by beasley on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 02:25:00 PST

Little things I made.

--using photoshop, of course. . ....
Posted by beasley on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 11:36:00 PST

Most fucked up soap ever

I was taking a shower today, and noticed some soap a housemate had purchased: Dr. Bronner's 18-in-1 hemp eucalyptis pure castile soap. I noticed that the label was covered with lots and lots of tiny w...
Posted by beasley on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 10:03:00 PST

Vandalism or Dadaist statement?

A 73 year old performance artist recently attacked Marcel Duchamp's "fountain", his seminal Dadaist piece (a urinal that he signed). The man attacked and chipped it with a hammer.  Several yea...
Posted by beasley on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 08:56:00 PST