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About Me

Just got married April 19th, 2008 to my love Cory Rene Hollan... Wiatrek. We have the same first name. Heard your lame jokes already.I watch way too much professional wrestling for any straight male, but I am comfortable with it. That's all.- Cory John Wiatrek

My Interests

Jacking off.

I'd like to meet:

The bum who plays guitar by Fed Ex Freight... I think his name is Herman Toothrot. It should be Herman ToothROCKS!

Music:

CREED!!! Just kidding, they suck.

Movies:

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Television:

24, Monday Night RAW,ECW on Sci-Fi, Friday Night SmackDown!, TNA Impact, VH1 Hogan Knows Best,Band of Brothers, Wonder Showzen, Southpark, The Brak Show, Drawn Together, COPS, MXC, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, Space Goast: Coast to Coast, Futurama, Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Beavis and Butthead, Fragglerock, NIP/TUCK, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Strangers With Candy, Sarah Silverman Show, The Office

Books:

"How to Read. The Beginners Guide."

Heroes:

My boner.

My Blog

God Must Want Me to Exercise

God must really want me to get off my ass and go exercise. Everytime I try to do something like watch tv or use the computer something goes wrong. For fun I will list a few incidents from ...
Posted by Cory on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:01:00 PST

I just lost 50 pounds...again...for the third time.

Something funny happened to me again this past week. I have now lost 52 pounds and have three more pounds to go before my wedding in a month. This is the third time I have lost majo...
Posted by Cory on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:13:00 PST

The NGFL Syndrome.

Recently I have seen some "Nice Guys Finish Last" stuff out of a lot of my buddies. Mostly in the GIRL department. Not just one, but like five of them. Some of my buddies don't even ...
Posted by Cory on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:12:00 PST

Old School Rock and YOUR MISSION!

I recently caught VH1's Behind the Music: PANTERA. Simply "Phenomenal". I actually tuned in only because I had interviewed one of the bodyguards of Dimebag Darrell Abott a few weeks before he w...
Posted by Cory on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:18:00 PST