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Mr. Nice Guy Samson

AHHHH HORSE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

Let me see I am Andrew Brown. I ama 21 year old drunk who is living from drink to drink.......not really but that sounds cool. Anyways I am curretnly not going to shasta college, I amactually waiting for me to go to CHP academy. I love to shop, and rink and fuck....and if I can ever get those done at the same time that would be awesome. I want to at least satisfy 75 more women before I pass away. I'm a funny guy that loves to talk and if you think you are worthy of this Specialist's time then message me........now go nd frolick........GOOOOOOOO but watch out for the MOOOOOOOOOOOSSE!!!!!!!!!! And fuck you Hollywood Video....fuck you and your......PUSSY WHIPPED FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!style>.fcsS{}
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My Interests

Army, working, college, Getting laid

I'd like to meet:

Any woman that thinks she can handle me.....even if that is in small doses

Music:

A lot of music, Mushroomhead trumps all

Movies:

Before the cunt fired me I worked at Hollywood Video, gome of our 2 for $20 deal, this is Andrew how may I help you.....anyways before I was fired I watched movies 24/7

Television:

ANIME.......and soft core porn

Books:

Penthouse

Heroes:

The same guy who has two thumbs and loves blow jobs......*points to self with thumbs* This guy

My Blog

Why am I like this

I am a fucking asshole, seriously.  I feel like the biggest asshole right now, and it is all my fault.  I mean it feels like everyone that is getting close to me I am pushing away.....It fuc...
Posted by PVT. Brown, Andrew, R. Reporting for duty on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:07:00 PST

Alright, shit is hitting the fan in my house

The gloves are off here, it is my brother and myself against my father and his whore of a girlfriend.  How many fucking times do you have to be told something in one God damn day?  If I'm no...
Posted by PVT. Brown, Andrew, R. Reporting for duty on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:40:00 PST

Long survey, Thanks Alex and Nicole

ANGER1. Are you currently mad at someone?Yeah, but I am a forgiving person2. Which family member has the worst temper?:ME, oh yeah thats right.  Ask around you'll get the same response3. Ha...
Posted by PVT. Brown, Andrew, R. Reporting for duty on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:33:00 PST

I am enlisting!!!!!!!!!!

I, Andrew Brown am currently trying to enlist for the Army National Guard.  I know most of you are asking yourselves,"Why is he doing this?"  And that answer is because I want to be a soldie...
Posted by PVT. Brown, Andrew, R. Reporting for duty on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:06:00 PST

Wow, I've been thinking a lot

Last night I was awake for several hours just thinking.  One of the things I was thinking about was the fact that my life has given me so many second chances.  Meaning how many times have I ...
Posted by PVT. Brown, Andrew, R. Reporting for duty on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 12:34:00 PST

I once was a popcorn slave

Yesterday, Thursday the 27th I was let go by Movies 8.  I wasn't really expecting it so soon but I knew it was coming.  And I will admit as I was saying good-bye to the assistant manager I d...
Posted by PVT. Brown, Andrew, R. Reporting for duty on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 12:09:00 PST

I love my friends

You know, I have never realized how much my friends actually mean to me.  I mean I have such good friends now that they look out for me.  they make sure that I am okay, and that I don't go o...
Posted by PVT. Brown, Andrew, R. Reporting for duty on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:35:00 PST

Thank you

Thank you for being there as I cried on your pants and your shirt.  Thank you for being there and holding me as I cried.  Thank you for being there for when I needed you.  Thank you for...
Posted by PVT. Brown, Andrew, R. Reporting for duty on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:53:00 PST

Last night

Last night I laid in my bed.  I was completely exhausted, but unable to sleep.  I kept thinking to myself, have I let people see the real me?  Or has everyone seen who I want to be?&nbs...
Posted by PVT. Brown, Andrew, R. Reporting for duty on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 02:17:00 PST

If you haven't noticed

I write blog's and other things for pure shock value.  No the real me doesn't feel like how I portray myself to be.  I know its sad to watch anything commit suicide, I know its sad to see ho...
Posted by PVT. Brown, Andrew, R. Reporting for duty on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 09:46:00 PST