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Coltimus Maximus

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About Me


I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. You know, nobody can hang with my stuff. I'm 24. I have a wonderful, sexy, beautiful, amazing girlfriend who puts up w/ all of my shit. I LOVE TO DANCE!! Back to holdin it down w/ X Factor. Good to be home. Basically it equates to me traveling the world, for free I might add, and getting to party with friends and play a sport that I absolutely love. Enough about paintball, let's talk about the other aspects of my life...well...I work, play Counter Strike 1.6, and World of Warcraft. Other than that, life is pretty boring.

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My Interests

Paintball and any other type of sport. Grizzly. Packin Dip. Counter Strike 1.6. World of Warcraft. Harleys.

Ochoas!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that loves paintball as much as I do! Anyone that is nice! Please no drama queens...I deal with enough as it is.

Music:

I really have a passion for Texas Country though...Cross Canadian Ragweed, Roger Creager, Pat Green, The Derailers, Two Tons of Steel, The Great Divide, Sugarland, Matisyahu, Kenny G, Marvin Gaye, AFI, Al Green, Barry White, Bob Marley, White Zombie. There are too many to list!

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, anything Quentin Tarentino really, Top Gun, Dirty Dancing.

Television:

I don't watch much TV but when I do my TV's tuned into CourtTV, TLC, Discovery, Discovery Health...etc.

Books:

Alien Agenda, The Notebook, Message in a Bottle. Any Nicholas Sparks!

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad for always being the rock I can lean on and for raising me to become the man I am today.
The Immortal Technique ft. Mos Def & Eminem - Bin laden

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My Blog

Reality

Reality is a bitch...sometimes it just runs up and punches you in the face then vanishes before you can get a swing in.  Isn't it funny when you go through life thinking that you know someone's c...
Posted by Coltimus Maximus on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:21:00 PST

Don't know who to vote for?

www.myspace.com/ronpaul2008 Just check this guy out.  Finally a presidential candidate that doesn't have his head so far up his ass that he might be able to do the country some good!!! RON PAUL 2...
Posted by Coltimus Maximus on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:55:00 PST

Video Games?

Alright...so here ya go.  Hopefully these will answer any questions and alleviate the need to send me messages asking me about it :-P  World of Warcraft: I play Horde of course.  Any s...
Posted by Coltimus Maximus on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:00:00 PST

America...The Beautiful?

This is long but well worth the watch.  And keep in mind, our soldiers are still over there being killed because of this.  Open your eyes AMERICA! http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?do...
Posted by Coltimus Maximus on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:16:00 PST

SP World Championships Schedule

Mark your calendar, set your DVR! Smart Parts World Paintball Championships will air on ESPN2 from October 6th thru December 24th with a new episode every week. Loyalhanna, PA  September 13, 2006  S...
Posted by Coltimus Maximus on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:18:00 PST

It's been a while huh?

Well I know I said to myself that I would keep up to date with my blog entries this year and post at least one after every tournament but that hasn't happened.  I've decided not to pick up where ...
Posted by Coltimus Maximus on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:02:00 PST

Personality Profile

Advanced Global Personality Test Results http://similarminds.com/types/extraversion.html" target="_blank">Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73% http://similarminds.com/types/stability.html" ta...
Posted by Coltimus Maximus on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 01:26:00 PST

In response to a friend...

A friend needed a bit of advice.  I thought it turned out well and thought it may be able to be applied to others in the same situation.  This all stemmed from a break up and now one partner...
Posted by Coltimus Maximus on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:47:00 PST

Thank the Power's that be...

for creating Internet shopping!  Too bad I just spent a shit load of money in less than 2 minutes!!!  HAHAHA...at least it was from the convenience of my comfy chair.  Fuck th...
Posted by Coltimus Maximus on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 08:24:00 PST

Insecurities, Obscurities, Fantasies

Why is it that many people are so insecure?  I find it impossible to live life worrying about what others are thinking, doing, or feeling about me.  Honestly...who gives a flying fuck? ...
Posted by Coltimus Maximus on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 02:42:00 PST