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☆SavageGenius☆

Does my eyeball make me look fat?

About Me



My Website: SavageGenius.com

My Interests

The Erotic, The Dirty, The Downright Sinful, Music, Movies, Photography, Sarcasm, Mockery, Books, Motorcycles, Dodge Viper, Ford GT, Dodge Ram, Yamaha V-Max, Honda Shadow, Industrial, Goth-rock, Web Design, Body Art, Tattoos, Piercing, Poker, Road Trips

I'd like to meet:

Kooky Dames, Crazy Broads, Funky Chicks -- The kind that are creative, funny and smart. The kind that love riding around and being silly and cracking wise.

Music:

Genitorturers, Distillers, Tenacious D, Snake River Conspiracy, Van Halen, Tool, A Perfect Circle, The Music, Guns n Roses, Jack Off Jill, Metallica, Queen, Steve Vai, Garbage, Meat Loaf, NIN, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, AC/DC, Pink, Aerosmith, Butch Walker

Movies:

American Beauty, Boondock Saints, Army Of Darkness, Adv of Ford Fairlane, Monster, LoTR, Matrix, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, True Romance, Kill Bill, Kevin Smith Flix, Anything with Christoper Walken or Angelina Jolie

Television:

Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Carnivale, That 70's Show, Chappelle's Show, Tough Crowd, Most Extreme Elmination Challenge, Discovery Channel, Lost, Boston Legal

Books:

East of Eden (Can a mutherfucker catch a break??).....Neuromancer (The net has become a window to the soul).....Obsidian Butterfly (Hurt not those for whom I care, or suffer their pain and more).....Fletch (Mockery, 'nuff said).....The Catcher In The Rye (Am I the phony one or are you?).....High Fidelity (Top five reasons your taste in music sucks).....The Cuckoo's Egg (Proof that accounting rules us all).....American Gods (is belief in ALL the human gods more absurd than belief in one?)

Heroes:

I can't resolve the idea of a hero with the notion of blind following. Certainly there are those who have a few traits I admire. But in my head to have a hero, is to call them infallible, which will cloud how you will think for yourself.

My Blog

A or B

G'morning fine readers (pompous, eh?)There is no catch.  There are no hidden "gotchas" waiting for you to choose to reveal themselves.  There are simply the choices below.  And the choi...
Posted by SavageGenius on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:04:00 PST

I thought I was funny.....

So a gentlemen on a mailing list I am on posted the following article last week and it has been the source of discussion....from how does one know when school is in session (answered with basically "F...
Posted by SavageGenius on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:49:00 PST

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits

"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately." -- George Carlin"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who belie...
Posted by SavageGenius on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:15:00 PST

Quick - One Draft - Short Story I

The drool connected his lip to the damp spot on his pillow.  The comfy boxers he slept in were less than comfortable wedged in his ass and strangling the testicle that had escaped its cotton conf...
Posted by SavageGenius on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:56:00 PST

For the first time...

...in about 14 years, I own a car and not a truck.  OK, I had a brief fling with a Beretta around 95/96...but it was short-lived at best....that car blew an engine....twice...second time was whe...
Posted by SavageGenius on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:25:00 PST

On The Subject

   OK, I have no subject.  I felt like rambling in text.   I think I am starting with a cold.....fuck.  I already had a cold/flu something or other.  Guess I'll be h...
Posted by SavageGenius on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:25:00 PST

Post 2 in ten minutes....

This is from Facebook.....it allows your friends to compare you with their other friends.This list makes me laugh every time I go to see where I rank....You can see I rank high among the women-catchin...
Posted by SavageGenius on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:37:00 PST

Oddness

Weird weird weird frame of mind....1)  I learned a few things about lesbians from my grandmother over the holiday...-- Lesbians who do a man's laundry, are not lesbians-- Women are only lesbians ...
Posted by SavageGenius on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:38:00 PST

Did ya ever...

...do something out of character for yourself?...hold yourself to higher standards than the people you know?...fail to standup to your own standards?...make yourself laugh?...get tired of people movin...
Posted by SavageGenius on Thu, 24 May 2007 05:49:00 PST

16 Days....

12 pounds....I'm actually a bit behind my don't-eat-carb-only weight loss pace.For those counting at home I lost 30 lbs in 30 days by just cutting out carbs in November 2005...I still sat on my ass an...
Posted by SavageGenius on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:33:00 PST