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About Me

WELL the news is im a very funny lad.....very weird....very crazy.....so if u cant handle the "chipotle sauce than get out of the kitchen"..im im very thin and tall...kindy have the figure of waldo (4-eyes that u cant never find in the book!!)ummm i have a ruff voice like those surfers on hemp!!!!!..........but any-who im a very easy person to talk too.I only came to this web-site because i have spare time in the morning!!!!!!!!gezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

My Interests

I might look like a rock n rolla freak but trying to be a hot shot in it isnt my interest......im an out door lad and like reptiles to bugs and amphibians(im majoring in zooology) i like to skate and listen to alot of 80s music and go to gigs in the LA area.....i like to pierce thats a huge plus......i got a house made studio!!!!jk...but i do pierce

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet very funny and weird and very open minded shmucks.........girls only!!!!! i cant work with dudes...they cannot be rap or ridiculous african poetry loving types witch is RAP!!..im turn off by blacks women ...i would never hook up with one of them so dont ask doc!!! as friends ok...but nothing else. If they like hard metal , punk, black metal,80s rock or alternative rock..that will be a plus...EMOS are a turn off..i consider them fags.....liking animals is a plus........must be racist!!!!......jk..but if u are thats also a plus....no fat chicks........im too thin so you'll break my bones

Music:

shit didnt i say anything about this topic????? i like 80s music......hard metal too deth metal and a few punk and sphico billy and thrash and a little ska(yeah i like to skank)...i like country music too and techno is great.......i hate rap and R and B and emo kitty-shit music

Movies:

my favs is gangs of new york (hahaha irish nigger hahaha)..hell raisor...stoned age..well thast pretty much it...i hate finding nemo!!!...slaughter the fish!!!

Television:

well the simpsons, king of the hill, family guy, the real world, celebrety death match, fear factor, the OC, baseball,thats 70s show....that 80s show(but it was canceled!!!stupid ratings!!!)..and sein feild!!!!!

Books:

micheal's moore's stupid white man was a good book!!! ken follet's book on the WW2 story was good too!!!! finding waldo was the best and and BIGGUMS magazine is kool too and mein kamph was good (my sruggle)

Heroes:

BOB DOLE!!!!!!!!