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greenvintory/synthvintory

Jade, Jade-esque plant (dying?), Rubber Tree, Two Ivys. Living Room.Dragon Tree. Living Room.Lucky Bamboo. Living Room.Spider Plant. Balcony.Spider Plant, germinating Cilantro (Organic), Spider Plant....
Posted by ben on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 03:02:00 PST

one to be coded

Vocoder. Originally developed by the allies during WWII as communication encryption technology. ...
Posted by ben on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:40:00 PST

The Trustee Bees Buisness

Under the influence of todays exploration and exploitation of the forgotten kitsch and overlooked nuggets of the past, its easy to loose sight of true beef.The films of Ed Wood serve as an example of ...
Posted by ben on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:27:00 PST

story: swing swing

Mr. Hinge was listed under the phone book as an exterminator for business purposes. Although he would not publicly admit, he did fancy rather to call himself an eradicator, as his relationship in the ...
Posted by ben on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:51:00 PST

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Posted by ben on Sun, 13 May 2007 09:58:00 PST

The pool

On a warm autumn afternoon, the owner decided to sell his pool. His children had all moved away and his wife and him had recently agreed to divorce to pursue their own forms of retirement so there was...
Posted by ben on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:58:00 PST

Phil Spector and the history of rock n roll cum time travel

Something strange bit his foot."Damned harpoon spiders.""Its not your fault gemn, they're scarder of you then you are of them, that is they inhabit a land full of fear, known as fraidy-land." Gordy bi...
Posted by ben on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:02:00 PST

joint half smoked/half unsmoked..?

ophibre tape for a sweet old woman who comes into Whole Foods oftenBook beginning to come togethercan't stop bringing these free crates home from work8-track deck. Nostalgia sure sounds like shit.many...
Posted by ben on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:41:00 PST

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Posted by ben on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST

S/he Universal

there was a mouse in our apartment. Wellactually, there have been two noticable mice.One was very low-key, easy to get along with and kind.unfortunately s/he became locked in our closet and diedsnuggl...
Posted by ben on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:49:00 PST