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Joel?

I pick my nose more than Nickk Sawyer

About Me

Typical American male.

My Interests

my good ol' boys:
camping; hiking/moderate rock climbing; Geno's cheesesteaks; the woods and forests; riding bikes!; whistling; hiking; Boy Scouts of America; Eagle Scout; the Phillies; History Channel; my two dogs; Johnny Cash; drums.

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE TO HIKE WITH! I haven't gone hiking in a dog's age because I won't go alone, and no one wants to be serious about it. If you live in NJ or somewhere around here and you're not a creep, go hiking with me!

Music:


the Bouncing Souls, Blink 182, U2, Johnny Cash.

Movies:

Old Yeller, American Psycho, Rocky, Can't Hardly Wait, Rocky II, Old School, Rambo, the Ring, Rocky III, Home Alone, Rocky IV, Animal House, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Wayne's World, Rocky VI, 300, Billy Madison, Rocky V, Happy Gilmore, Dumb and Dumber.

Television:

MYTHBUSTERS! The History Channel, The Colbert Report, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Monday Night Raw, Friday Night Smackdown, CNN, and the Phillies.

Books:

I'm in the middle of this book right now:

Frank McCourt; David Baldacchi; Michael Capuzzo; Chuck Palahniuk; and R.L. Stine.

Heroes:


the Bouncing Souls, the Mythbusters, Henry Rollins, Noam Chomsky, my bro Drew, my Pops, Johnny Cash, Stephen Colbert, Travis Barker, Benjamin Franklin, Richard "Mack" Machowicz, John Dillinger, Chris Whitzell for keeping my ass in line (?) Evan O'Gibney:

My Blog

its cool!

Q.What made you smile today?A. Joe's stupid face Q. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?A. fucking sleeping.Q. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?A. hydrating. Q. Something that happened to you...
Posted by Joel? on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:23:00 PST

take back your humanity

Fold up your phone and talk to a face Miniature computers replace brains in every place. Cyber personalities compromise the human race, Never been farther from having vision and taste Mankind ain't th...
Posted by Joel? on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:42:00 PST

oh shit, yo, straight outta Salem, NJ.

Aight ya'lls.  I know there's been some talk on the street, and for all you Pennsville and Salem folk, its true:  Casino Rhyme Family is putting Salem on the spot.  Straight off th...
Posted by Joel? on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 10:02:00 PST

Interview of me and Ryan Enema of Milkbag, by Nickk Saw of Dirty zine.

The punk rock outfit known as Milkbag has crawled out of the depths of Southern New Jersey. They started out as a high school disaster and have since graduated to a drunk-punk comical mess since their...
Posted by Joel? on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 10:35:00 PST

the Jersey devil

I saw the Jersey Devil, I swear.........I saw JD! Fucking Leeds monster!
Posted by Joel? on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST