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Dan

There's a radio in my fingernail

About Me

Holy crap on a stick, I'm boring.

My Interests

Playing guitar; being a computer nerd; building things, or working on things with my hands (yes, this also covers masturbation, you pervert); leaving the house.. for any reason... any reason at all; Pineapple Upside-Down Cake (Why's it upside-down? WHY'S IT UPSIDE-DOWN?!)

I'd like to meet:

Living, breathing humans that actually leave their computer desks.

Music:

uhh... I dont have time to make a list. Basically anything but new country, or hard core thugg rap.

Movies:

The Kids in The Hall's "Brain Candy', P.C.U, Office Space, High Fidelity, The Shawshank Redemption, The Cube.. and other ones.. and stuff...

Television:

Ok.. Seriously... If I tell you all this crap, what the hell will we actually TALK about?

Books:

I can't read... oh.. wait.. no.. I'm just a child of a video culture.