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Zach

No Worries

About Me

I am awesome. No, seriously, I just fucking rule. That's the short story of my life. The long story involves a penguin, three pounds of gold, a lightning bolt, a washing machine, a mechanical bull, a three person couch, a baseball bat, some drugs, some more alcohol, a lot of good friends, a camera, and a party hat. That is all that needs to be known. I figured I was put on this planet to raise some hell, have some fun, and make people stop taking life seriously. I am a huge Detroit Lions and Chicago Bulls fan, even though I have never been to either place.
If I have met you, I have forgotten your name at least 3 times, and most likely directly after you told it to me.
People always have lists of things they should do, here is my list of things you should never do.
Never apologize for something that isn't your fault.
Never apologize when you don't mean it.
Never live in the past. Never live in the future. (unless you're future is really kick ass, with lasers and shit.)
Never, ever, let minute trivial shit get you down.
Never stop laughing. (unless you're one of those people who can't laugh and breathe at the same time. Then you're allowed to stop laughing. But only until you're not about to die.
Never get in a land war with Asia.
Never take yourself too seriously.
Never assume.
Never try to fit a moose into a sports car.
Never forget your friends.
Never forget your family.
Never forget your friends and family at a biker bar in the middle of nowhere.
Never forget who you are.
Never drink beer out of a blue cup.
Never let someone think for you. (unless you're really stupid. So, for the majority of you goyum out there, find someone to make your decisions, because you are too dumb to think for yourself.)
Never let a free meal go to waste, who knows what crazy shit could happen before you get another meal.
And most importantly,
Never follow someone else's rules.

My Interests

DDWW. Drumming and driving, wakeboarding and wrestling. And partying. But that is just a given. And being Jewish. Because we rule. I also enjoy taking long sandy beaches on moonlit walks.

I'd like to meet:

Wanting to meet someone takes the fun out of being surprised when you actually do meet them. Honestly though, I really don't want to meet most of you out there, but if you make a good enough case as to why I should meet you, I'll take it into consideration.

Movies:

Pretty much any Guy Ritchie, Kevin Smith, and Quentin Tarantino movie ever made. And Vampires vs. Zombies.

Books:

I have recently gotten into Kurt Vonnegut, so if anyone has anything that reads like him, please let me know.

Heroes:

Ze'ev. I love that guy. In a non-homoerotic sense. Ok, somewhat homoerotic. I really don't have any heroes, I never understood the point of trying to measure up to someone, or live like them. There are people I admire, but I would not consider them heroes by anymeans.

My Blog

San Diego vs. Isla Vista

As much as I hate to admit it, I cannot wait to get back up to SB for school. I was up there from tuesday to sunday, and I was able to party every night. Not only that, but every party was within walk...
Posted by Zach on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 05:12:00 PST

Team Los Dos

Have you measured burritos against the PB Los Dos? Have you ever made a drunk/stoned trek at 2 in the morning to satiate a craving for a Carne Esada, California, or Breakfast Burrito? Have you ever be...
Posted by Zach on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 07:09:00 PST

I was in a magazine

I helped write an article about wakeboarding for a magazine called Candy.  Here is the myspace site, you should add them there also.It has a bunch of pictures of me and just some background ...
Posted by Zach on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 04:49:00 PST

New group, Midget Clowns Are Evil

By reading this you are agreeing to join my new group, Midget Clowns Are Evil. Midget Clowns Are Evil We shall beat these pipsqueak terrors, we just need your help. Yes, you. You know who I ...
Posted by Zach on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Insert witty comment

Yeah, I'm new to this.  Details for those who need to be told something twice.  I'm zach, I drum, I wakeboard, I drive fast, and I'm jewish.  I like taking sandy beaches on long walks.  I like some Ch...
Posted by Zach on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST