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1st Son of Murray

handled by grizzly bears

About Me

I'm your Private Dancer.I tattoo out of Illicit Tattoo, 202 Karangahape Road, Auckland, New Zealand. If you'd like to book an appointment you can call the shop on 09 3792662.

My Interests

Elbows, the 4 at 4, not getting shot by the armed offenders squad, PS2 RPG's, attempting to launch the dirtbike through the hallway into the kitchen again, re-offending, crossing the streams, intensionally reversing over irate customers letterboxes/fences/gates under the brief employment of EagleBoys Pizza, Kim Wah, eye of the shit balls, when Steely Dan 'Does It Again', constant drive thru intercom abuse, operation dickead, raw bacon, going halves in a dollar, press ups in the lower hutt cells, starting the Kill chant for Backyard Burial, wading in, retrieving, keg racing, can of horn, picking up dad from the lower hutt cells for rumbling the cops, throwing down "the wipe","the eagle" or "shooting multiple foes" at either any Sydney dance floor or the 24 hour bakery on krd under the influence, 12 vehicle convoy summer piss swiladge, accidentally setting fire to...um, mike d emptied a large coke over his head at manners mall mcdonalds, fuck you're a good cunt mike, 30+ on the back of the ute + 1 on the cab, midnight wharf jumping, hunting it, killing it, eating it, bonfires are best lit in a pre-loved 40 gallon drum, fires started in a brand new one will spit paint within a 5metre radius and most likely poison the party, electrical power generator+ box of beer bongs+back flip=Knee surgery, the acoustic swill piss re-mix, party of fire 1, shopping at pick a part, uninvited voluntary bar employment, the crazy horse, sugar, ballbars vs a piano via mounting the pavement at 70, free falling 2 stories and missing the landing for the entertainment of the party with a whopping turn out of 2 people, where the fuck is Jody Roper? shinners, shooting the ute, the Ridiculous, fire extinguisher demonstration to signal the Elam studio 1 after party has reached 'Ballbags', 2 brother vs 1 rugby team massacre, jinkies to see who has to go home, jinkies to see who has to do 30 minutes hard time in the executive room, the struggle, actually I fucken hate the struggle, physically suggesting that over the balcony into the bush would be a more suitable storage area for studio 2 furniture than the lock up, barbells through the windscreen for the ladies, indoor bottle smashing rallies, racing the furniture down Great North Road into the oncomming, $20 flips, liasing with Hugh Webb and Jonny, being laid seige to by Aboriginal P zombie pirates, street fighter 2 OuFullaBaeJarad edition, Asian televised elbow knock outs against all odds, getting half blood on Sagat, Bmx pile up pub crawling, polyrhythmic double kick patterns, seafood laksas, the happy ending, not getting dusted, riots at the wicky, when HG asked Phil Anselmo if he wanted his auto graph sending him into a fit of blind chair throwing rage, the $2 peeps, The Elam library, once consumed the yard glass should be traditionally smashed over the birthday boys head as demonstrated in '01, brick moose, wall moose, shannons, telling a muaythai legend who cant speak english you're gona BattleAxe his head, the honey the bumble bee brought in, moving into a flat before realizing everyones hooked on heroin, on the game and the letter box no.s 666 and it's an ex-tinnie house, cocktail vommit carwashes,

I'd like to meet:

Who the Fucks got my origin cd? Ive bought that album 3 times and I still don't have it.

Music:

ORIGIN; "INFORMIS INFINITAS INHUMANITAS"...........and thats about all you need to know.

Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

The Hagakure, The Book of Five Rings, Hells Angel(Sonny Barger), Hells Angels(HST), Tattoos of The Floating World, The Rum Diary, Mathew Collings, Zen Flesh Zen Bones, Kingdom of Fear, Deleuze & Guattari: A Thousand Plateaus (Fuck I tried),

Heroes:

ru paul, gwyneth paltrow,

My Blog

NEW LIMITED RUN OF T’SHIRTS AVAILABLE

A new limited edition run of T's have slipped out from under the screen. Mens & Womens, Black & White, Small, Medium & Large. $30 bucks Only 30 of each colour printed. Flick...
Posted by 1st Son of Murray on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:04:00 PST