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shannon O

the more you think about it the more you think about it and keep thinking about it more.

About Me

it's not about me - it's about you.

My Interests

over the counter sleeping aids, cake frosting, partying WITH although not necessarily LIKE rock stars, transcending the commmonest, most easily attainable mediocrity available, stealing malted milk balls out of the malted milk ball bins in the bulk food isle, comic books about twee indie emo whiners, comic books about anything, deconstructing negative thought looping patterns for fun, love and profits, ruining sweaters by washing them incorrectly, princess sleeves, most caffienated beverages, self help rhetoric and pumping iron.

I'd like to meet:

3 times out of ten i'd probably like to meet you but not if you have an overly pimped out myspace page that bleets a totally obnoxious song the minute i open up your profile and then when i try to go turn off the music, your page is soooo pimped out that i can't even find the place to turn off the music! man! that is so hella one of my pet peeves.

Music:

my musical tastes are dated and quaint. lately i like the american analogue set and johnny cash. see? not super hip and just slightly behind the times.

Movies:

i like movies

Television:

i like TV.

Books:

www.petnoir.comwww.fortunesbitch.com

Heroes:

i have anti-heroes because i know what's good for me.

My Blog

housework

i think it would probably be a lot easier to dust if i didn't wait till my house was a fucking dirt farm.
Posted by shannon O on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:18:00 PST

transgender is the new gay

check it: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18618970/site/newsweek/ a newsweek article about the transgendered pretty much proves my theory that transgenderdism it to the new millenium what being gay was to...
Posted by shannon O on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:17:00 PST

booch is the new beeyotch

it totally is.
Posted by shannon O on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:45:00 PST

ettiquette question

i hate my cube neighbor's cell phone ring tone.  it's the opening notes of a mildly catchy, completely annoying calypso, carribean type of reggae song.  can i get away with mentioning how a...
Posted by shannon O on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:30:00 PST

life is short

i got the most alarmingly surprising news today that reminded me that life is short and we should all be taking responsibility for ourselves and following our dreams and trusting ourselves.  i kn...
Posted by shannon O on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:15:00 PST

fuck

that is all. love shannon
Posted by shannon O on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:08:00 PST

the end is near

it is with great sadness that i announce the imminent demise of my fake blog: www.starryshine.net yes, uninterested parties (of which you are legion), starryshine's blog is going to end in like 5 mont...
Posted by shannon O on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:02:00 PST

Things Change

I'm afraid that I'm developing a deeply amorous celebrity crush on John Mayer.  I am, in fact, seriously considering breaking up with my longtime celebrity crush boyfriend Jake Glyenhall ove...
Posted by shannon O on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:41:00 PST

I stabbed myself in the neck last night

Fuck man!  I stabbed myself in the neck last night.  And by neck I mean throat.  I was eating too fast and I stuck my own fork in my own neck! It hurts!  Ow.
Posted by shannon O on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:17:00 PST

Up

Why don't all escalators at BART stations go up?  They should all go up when people are getting off work.  Perhaps it would be faulty city planning overall but it would work well for me....
Posted by shannon O on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:33:00 PST