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Fancy Pants

Well hung FliP FlOp LuvA here...

About Me

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The women like me because I normally do not wear underwear, and when I do it's really something special.

The men do not like me because of my undergarment selction, but want to hangout with me because I am well versed in Kung-Fu movie trivia and usually have some kind of ape suit in the trunk of my car.

I love hanging out with my friends, playing volleyball, BBQing, and laughing.

If you want to know more, just ask.

Cheers,

Xian

My Interests

Usually anything to do with the outdoors... and partying.. I really love partying outdoors..

LoOp LOUnGe

Taking drunken pictures...

Pole Dancing

.... All in that order

I'd like to meet:

People with similar interests, old friends, new people to hangout and chill with.

I like people who can take a joke, as well as give one too. I like people that value their friends as much I do mine. I like people that are honest, trustworthy, and all around good people. I like people that have stories that are just as embarrassing as mine too.

Everyone else - no offense, but I am not interested in your band, porn site, and so on. Please do not contact me, even though I am sure you will send me a friend request anyways.

Music:

I am a sell out music whore... I like all different kinds... Mostly shit that I listened to when I was younger though...

Cure, Killers, Twin-A, Pink Floyd, RadioHead, Herbalizer, Real Life, Smiths, Berlin ...

PVD, DJ Shadow, Dr Octagon, Tiesto, Armand Van Helden, KRS One, Conrad, LTJ Bukem

Pennwise, Gas Huffer, Lucy's Fur Coat, NOFX

KMDFDM, Ministry, NIN, Rammstein, 25 2 Life, Klutch, Front 242

Grand Puba, Lords of the Underground, Alkoholics, Souls of Mischeif, Naughty by Nature, Mobb Deep, MOP, Tribe, Talib, Mos Def, Beat Nuts, Pharcyde, Bone Thugs, LL Cool J, Cool Herc, almost all old school hip-hop... I really hate most the shit that is out now..

Movies:

Rad, Bad Santa, Napoleon Dynamite, Van Wilder, Old School

Television:

I Love LOST.. and The Office

Heroes:

Al Bundy, Cru Jones