Paddy O'Reilly - ProfilesArchive

About Me

shoulders squared and knuckles forward. My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :

the Cutting Edge
((52% dark, 42% spontaneous, 21% vulgar))

your humor style:CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARKYour humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John BelushiThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

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My Interests

working. video games. comic books. kitties. Dethklok.

I'd like to meet:

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Aesop Rock, The Raveonettes, Hot Water Music, Dillinger Four, Mogwai, Coheed and Cambria, The Mars Volta, Pilot to Gunner, The Faint, At the Drive In, Massive Attack, Reggie and the Full Effect, Cursive, Aphex Twin, Thursday, Alkaline Trio, Lagwagon, NOFX, Interpol, The Pharcye, MadVillian, Millencolin, Omar Rodrigues Lopez, Atmosphere, Casket Lottery, Alexisonfire, Dizzee Rascal, Atreyu, The Prize Fighter Inferno, The Blood Brothers, Anti-Flag, Guns and Roses, The Pixies, Rise Against.

Movies:

Oldboy, Night, Dawn, and Day of the Dead, Battle Royale, The Thing, City of God, Memento, Punch Drunk Love, The Crow, Evil Dead, Cabin Fever, Fight Club, Yeah Right!, Fear and Loathing, Boiler Room, Edward Scissorhands, Idle Hands, 28 days later, Undead, Shaun of the Dead, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Pulp Fiction, Akira.

Television:

Whatevers lazy.

Books:

Kiss Me Judas, Penny Dreadful, Hell's Half Acre - William Christopher Baer Choke, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby- Chuck Palahniuk The Contortionist Handbook- Craig Clevenger Tumble Home, Reasons to Live- Amy Hempel House of Leaves- Mark Z. Danielewski The Toy Collector- James Gunn Shit Magnet- Jim Goad Preacher, Sin City, The Walking Dead, 100 Bullets, The Losers, 30 Days of Night, Transmetropolitan, Hellboy, The Exterminators, Fell, Anything by Warren Ellis.

Heroes:

Dr. Michael O'Reilly and his lovely wife Saundra, Jesse Custer, Chuck Palahniuk, Warren Ellis, Grant Morrison, Sandy.

My Blog

the machine.

this is this first draft of my last story, i added more things to it, to try and appeal to the creepiness of the whole thing. ill try and get that up later, working on it.enjoy.It hums a low level bu...
Posted by Paddy O'Reilly on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 12:20:00 PST

a story about my dad.

The gun sits on the table in between Daryl and Rod Santaw, a small piece of greasy meat is draped over the trigger guard and the barrel is pointed at a spot directly above my head. Dishes are piled t...
Posted by Paddy O'Reilly on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:16:00 PST

home again, home again, jiggidy jig.

Home again, home again."You think I'll piss on this floor right here?""No fucking way." No sooner than the words jump my teeth, Pete is pulling the head of his dick from the leg of his shorts and is ...
Posted by Paddy O'Reilly on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:11:00 PST

Somnambulism - a work of short fiction

this a a story that i wrote for a workshopping class this year, i really like and i hoped some of you might. Each time I try to talk my tongue gets in the way, its avulsed and sliding down...
Posted by Paddy O'Reilly on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST