Sam Chan is my father. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

horse whisperer, portrait of an ass-grabber, swimming lesson anxiety, socially awkward, bedwetter, hamburgler, masturbating bear, lurking at your favourite retail store. ..

My Interests

My malt liquor valentine!

I'd like to meet:

Coked out hairdressers, alternative lifestyle bitches, Eastern European supermodels, girls on a wheat-free diet, a 96 kilo black man who bases his appearnace on Kings of Leon, blanket thieves.

Music:

Enya, Three 6 Mafia, glass breaking sound effect, songs using the robot voice, The Presets, Tim Capello, Relaxed Muscle, Corey Feldman's Truth Movement, Moop, R.Kelly, T-Pain.

Movies:

Oldboy, Weird Science, Thrashin', The Search For Animal Chin, Sleepaway Camp, Evil Dead, anything Spike Jonze related, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Mr. T's Be Somebody Or Be Somebody's Fool.

Television:

PBS

Books:

Choose Your Own Adventure (Special Book Fair Editions Only).

Heroes:

Har Mar Superstar, The Kids of Widney High, Rhys Grogan, Shane Cross Forever.

My Blog

YUUUUAA!

watch me crank dat robocop.
Posted by Sam Chan is my father. on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:36:00 PST

Why Must I Cry...

This music video is about a man whom befriended a fatherless ghetto boy. The boy stole from him time and time again. This video also speaks of a man who fathered twins with a woman he felt no love for...
Posted by Sam Chan is my father. on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

so many shrimp.

I got iodine poisoning.
Posted by Sam Chan is my father. on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 12:32:00 PST

purple drink.

didn't realize that someone had stuffed quarters down my shorts earlier in the night. when I went to the can, loose change fell into the toilet. I was in no condition to fish them out of the toilet. t...
Posted by Sam Chan is my father. on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 03:05:00 PST