I Enjoy: long island iced teas, dancing, rock and roll, discovering comets, devo, luns, greet downs, open roads, tattooing, making art, making clothes, wearing clothes, ridiculous taxi rides, kurt russel nesbet, playing with peoples skateboards, mystery schooners, mystery bands, funny stories, talking to sophi on the telephone, ones where nature is on acid, talking to erica on the telephone, ones where the telephone is on acid, random adventures, weekends that result in me not showering for days on end, mischievious shit stirrers, mild confusion, cute animals, general hilarity, quotebox, secret islands, people that play instruments in a hilarious fashion, secret hours, monkeys wearing waistcoats, ones where i didn't even know, ones where i gotta go, ones where i can teleport to the front of the line, and ones where we laugh a lot. and obsessive compulsive calendar making... when it's not ruining my life...I Dislike:boredom. carpal tunnel sydrome. beer that is too cold. coffee that is too hot. beer that is too warm. when other people do my laundry. ones where i don't have a teleporter. and the obsessive compulsive counting thing... sometimes.
swamp monsters.
you may not know this about me but i was the girl who hung out downtown untill i found the weezer tour bus when they played in my hometown in the twelfth grade. really. i did that. that was me.
pirates. rockstars. vampires. pirate-rockstar-vampires. movies about treasure hunters that get lost in abandoned central american villages, and nicholas cage in Valley Girl. SLC Punk, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Cabaret, ALSO: Back to the Future, Goonies, Indiana Jones, Gleaming the Cube, Napoleon Dynamite, the Life Aquatic, Spinal Tap, Rushmore, Slackers (okay anything with Jason Schwartzman in it don't blame me for the obsession its a spawn of erica) Once Upon a Time in Mexico, The part in Dusk till Dawn where she dances with the snake is what i want to be in life, Kill Bill, Natural Born Killers, Clint Eastwood, Labyrinth, Pumpkin, KILLSELF, Hoon Run "THE movie" and my PULP dvd of the. Dig. Wild At Heart. and, of course, the boy that stole my soul, Peter Pan.
someday I think I should write a book. i already have the title. it could be called "Hey! I Like Your Belt!" or "I Gotta Go" but I think its gunna be "And Then This One Time... Memoirs of a Ridiculous Human Being. by Hana Tek" Hilarious Substitutes are as follows: Hunter S. Thompson, The Little Prince, Les Enfants Terribles, Treasure Island, PeterPan, Sniffing Glue, Psychotic Reactions... The Alchemist, Perfume, Harpers Bazaar Red Book. Vice. Please Kill Me.
"what? you mean like a fan letter? did i write you back?"