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Cara Scandal

I can't hang because I'm already swinging.

About Me

Pirate. Rockstar. Artist. Writer. Mama.AIM-carascandalAll you really need to know about me is to follow. I consider myself to be an anti-social butterfly. This means I will talk to you randomly at a bar and hate you secretly. I have been known to be obnoxious. My borderline state is kind of like a game. I am fucking adorable. Just ask me.
You're Bettie Page!

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
brought to you by QuizillaI am 83% Punk Rock.
. I am PUNK AS FUCK! The model punk. I care not for anything. I kick ass, but probably smell really bad. Take the
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@ FualiDotComOh, and for the record, I'm flattered you want to add me as a friend, but if you live out of state, I probably won't add you. Unless you fucking rule. Also, I am not goth(hasn't anyone else been Satan for Halloween?), a nazi, nor do I want to "get down" with you. So stop.

My Interests

music, art, jello , cigarettes, hedgehogs , futbol , books, 1933 Chicago World's Fair, little 4 year old monster children, guitars, tin whistle, singing, painting, riding my lame ass bike around in the forest, my lovely city, dark corners, fresh sheets, the sound of crumpling paper, the smell of burning leaves, chicken, pirates, denim, 1690am, hairspray, black eyeliner and red lipstick, drunken dorm room dancing and drunken dancing in general, my boy, gummy candy, interesting socks, fucking shit up.
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I'd like to meet:

rocktards and fuckstars.

Music:

The Clash, Billy Bragg, X-Ray Spex, The Jam, The Pixies, Ani Difranco, Johnny Cash, The Cramps, Operation Ivy, The Blackouts, The Bomboras, Pavement, Tear It Up, Blur,Stranglehold, The Pogues, The Adicts, Minor Threat, Beck, Billie Holiday, Patsy Cline, The Ramones, Necromantix, Tiger Army, Speed Crazy, The Bloodstained Kings, Sham 69, Dirt, The Business, Judge Dredd, The Specials, GG Allin,Los Straightjackets, Crass, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, The Fidjits!, Tombstone Brawlers, Riff Raff, The Nips, (morrissey...shhh), Etta James, Deals Gone Bad, The Specials, Cameron McGill, The Beltones, The Vindictives, The Damned, Naked Raygun, The Misfits, Black Flag, The Stooges, Aimee Mann,Thee Headcoats, Stiff Little Fingers, The Observers, The Nips, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, The Psychedelic Furs, The Cure, The Meteors, The Breeders, Modest Mouse,The Who, Tom Waits, Discharge, etc.

Movies:

The Thin Man, Trainspotting, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Little Voice, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Henry Fool, Delicatessen, Boondock Saints, City of Lost Children, Run Lola Run,Angela's Ashes, Pink Flamingos, Pecker, Resevoir Dogs, Velvet Goldmine, Clockwork Orange, Down With Love, Napoleon Dynamite, Best In Show, Waiting for Guffman, This Is Spinal Tap, A Mighty Wind, Snatch, It's A Wonderful Life, The Pillow Book, Fight Club, 28 Days Later, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Buffalo '66, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Stand By Me, Edward Scissorhands, The Lost Boys, Nosferatu, Glen Or Glenda?, etc.

Television:

The Young Ones, The Simpsons, Adult Swim

Books:

Anything by Irvine Welsh, Martin Amis, Kurt Vonnegut,Henry Miller, or Frank McCourt Plus numerous others, too numerous to list them right now because I'm lazy. Oh, and Nietzche, mostly because I'm an asshole.

Heroes:

Charlotte Slattery, Joseph Wilczynski

My Blog

perhaps I should no longer disdain him.

http://images.quizfarm.com/1133381721morrissey.jpg">> You scored as Steven Morrissey. You're Morrissey, that's pethetic.Steven Morrissey92%C.G. Jung83%Friedrich Nietzsche83%Adolf Hitler67%Dante Alighi...
Posted by Cara Scandal on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:17:00 PST

magazines are wonderful

I just discovered that you can get magazine subscriptions for really cheap on ebay.  I am excited.  I love magazines because I am a nerd.  Now I have subscribed to like 10 magazines.&nb...
Posted by Cara Scandal on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 01:10:00 PST

Self hate=love

So, because I enjoy spending massive amounts of money on bullshit I absolutly do not need I have purchased and begun the Nutrisystem diet program.  This consists of eating powdered, dehydrated, o...
Posted by Cara Scandal on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST

Terrified...

...has been my new favorite way to describe how I feel.  The future, mostly, is the root of my fear on so many levels.  Relationship, career, child, health, parents, finances, debt, home, et...
Posted by Cara Scandal on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 05:49:00 PST

Vegas Baby!

So me and the Brum got back from Vegas a couple days ago.  It was a swell trip.  I didn't drink an eighth of what I expected to, lost some money on the slots, and ran out of money completely...
Posted by Cara Scandal on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:01:00 PST

All I ever wanted.

     One of her (many) dreams was to be a lounge singer.  She could still envision the haze of the smoke settling down around her as she began to sing.  The dim-lit room ...
Posted by Cara Scandal on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:32:00 PST

For the record.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?* not Christopher Walken 2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Whi...
Posted by Cara Scandal on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 05:49:00 PST

Unicorns....

...might as well be one of the things I'm dreaming to have.  Because having a unicorn is more likely than what I always wanted.  At least they can't talk.
Posted by Cara Scandal on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:23:00 PST

Top of the Stairs

The first time it became real to me I was sitting at the top of the stairs.  I didn't start out that way.  I stayed in my room as long as I could stand it, but as the volume escalated, I had...
Posted by Cara Scandal on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:54:00 PST

to who it may concern

People who cannot sing in tune should not sing at all.  Quit your bands, stop playing open mic nights, and get the fuck off of my radio. There.
Posted by Cara Scandal on Sat, 13 May 2006 09:53:00 PST