Listening to music ( Dance and acoustic guitar in particular), photography, watching many a movie, live music, golf, computer/video gaming , Computer
building/fixing, beachgoing/swimming, caving, camping, hiking, biking, loving, and caring ;)
Expertise: Training Bureacracy, Telecom cables and accessories, Sourcing, Business Dynamics, Economic strategy, environmental problem solving, and computer part configuration and utilization.
I'd like to meet:
(Oh Noes, I lost my college webspace!!)
Spiders are scary! Here are the aforementioned arachnids (ps. brooms are your friend, and latest from 9/17/06):
^^click for my scary spiders (if you dare etc.)^^(web page now for your viewing TERROR pleasure)
Here is sloths!
Conan is....Super Mario!
1-18-08
300: NES Game
Will we get The Fonz back?
Ian Malcolm is a DOG!
Coach McGurk meets The Bravery
For experienced internet users only?
Alan: A Video Junkie
Mmm, Whale Cancer
Must Love Jaws
Watch this short film for humor ahoy!
My Poetry (updated 1/3/07)
Nigga Stole My Yoshi!
Alert the Internet!
Conan is...AN ALLIGATOR
Killer Tofu!
Spread My Stapler And Fly Away
Widdlay Widdlay Widdlee Willy Willy Willy Willy Waaaaaanhhh
A Little Try Before You Buy?
We're Children of the Eighties, Remember?
Acoustic Rock Lobster!
Nick or Treat!
The line must be drawn HEAH!
lolz emo
Masturdate
My Xbox's blog
My Lyrics to "Xbox 360 Red Light Serenade"
Music:
Mark Kozelek, Josh Rouse, Big Phony, matt pond PA, Carey Ott, Matt Costa, Kings of Convenience , Joe Purdy , Big City Rock, Cake, Louis XIV, Ryan Adams, Johnathan Rice, The Perishers, Beck, The Cranberries, Teddy Pendergrass, Telecast, Army Navy, Satisfaction, Gran Ronde, Doves, Iron & Wine, Jessica Donnheimer, The Innocence Mission, Don Peris, The Postal Service, Cut Copy, The Sunshine Club, The Silver Seas, The Chapin Sisters, Infected Mushroom, Peter Luts, Damien Rice, The Bravery, The Faint, Seks Bomba, and Belle & Sebastian. Other genres: Old School, Soul, Dance , AOR, Folk, Surf, Spy, Lounge and Bluegrass.
held in honored remembrance: The Eagles, The Beatles, Neil Young, Simon and Garfunkel, Frank Sinatra, Bill Withers, Elvis Presley, Daft Punk, Foreigner, The Beach Boys, The Zombies, Robert Miles, DJ Dado, 2 Unlimited, Leonard Cohen, America, Christopher Cross, George Benson, Everything But the Girl, Sash!, The Doobie Brothers, Ace of Bass, Mutsuhiro Nishiwaki, Bobby Vinton and Hall & Oates.
Movies:
Movies that have made an impression on me, and I enjoy viewing them:
Jurassic Park , Before Sunrise/Sunset
Waking Life
A.I
The Big Red One
Munich
Superbad
Army of Darkness
Thank You For Smoking
Rebel Without a Cause
Once
Happy Feet
The Holiday
Shopgirl
All the Real Girls
How to Lose Your Lover
Seeing Other People
Happy Accidents
A Lot Like Love
Derailed
Goodfellas
Carnal Knowledge
Valentin
Brazil
Microcosmos
What Dreams May Come
The Brave One
The Chipmunk Adventure
The Island
Pulp Fiction
Stay
Waiting for Guffman
The Princess Bride
The Terminal
Anniversary Party
Il Monstro
Johnny Stecchino
L'Auberge Espagnole
Russian Dolls
Rules of the Game
Wicker Park
The Departed
Dumb and Dumber
Collateral
Me and You and Everyone We Know
Funny Ha Ha
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
I Am David
The War
The Fifth Element
The Game
Band of Brothers
The Thin Red Line
The Great Escape
A Bridge Too Far
Indiana Jones Trilogy
Gattaca
Goldeneye
Chain Reaction
Matrix
Matrix Reloaded
Catch Me if You Can
A Night at the Roxbury
Road Trip
Memento
Punch-Drunk Love
Nice Guys Sleep Alone
Roger Dodger
Down With Love
Serendipity
Love Stinks
The Bachelor
Finding Nemo
Aladdin
Minority Report
Kindergarten Cop
Jingle All the Way
Amelie
The Three Caballeros
The Lion King
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
A Bug's Life
Weird Science
Star Wars Trilogy (Ep 4, 5, 6)
Napolean Dynamite
The Aviator
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
I Kinsey
Enduring Love
The Tao of Steve
The Apartment
The Wizard
The Incredibles
Shaun of the Dead
Constantine
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask
Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer
Garden State
Mannequin
Life Is Beautiful
Spaceballs
Anchorman
Terminator 2
Ronin
The Thirteenth Floor
What the Bleep Do We Know
The Lorax
Pontoffel Pock, Where Are You?
Spongebob Squarepants Movie
Back to the Future Trilogy
Honey I Shrunk the Kids
"There's that word again, 'heavy.' Why are things all so heavy in the future- is there some problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?"
"I get it! FRENCH CLASS!"
Television:
The OC , Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Prisoner , Secret Agent A.K.A. Danger Man, Blind Date, Elimidate, Chappell's Show, Battlestar Galactica, Home Movies , Aqua Teen Hunger Force , Sealab 2021 , Harvey Birdman AatL , Spongebob Squarepants , Undergrads , Looney Tunes , The Real Ghostbusters, Super Mario Bros. Super Show , Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles , David the Gnome , Maya The Bee , The Inspector , Reboot , Grimm's Fairy Tale Classics , Rocko's Modern Life , Doug , Dino Riders , Muppet Babies , Fantastic Max , Barnyard Commandos , Wacky Races , Laff-a-Lympics , Dennis The Menace Animated Series , Garfield And Friends , Captain Planet , Salute Your Shorts , The Adventures of Pete & Pete , Hey Dude , Welcome Freshmen , He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe , Thunder Cats , and Sesame Street .
80's Cartoons!
Retro Junk!
YCDTOT
"Hey are you the guy who keeps telling me to beware? Cause I'll tell you where to be! Outa' my sight!" -Master Shake
Books:
Catch 22, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, Short Stories by Ray Bradbury, Superstud, Just Friends , Magic: The Gathering Series, I Am Not Going To Get Up Today, Wacky Wednesday, The Lorax, and Hope for the Flowers.
Heroes:
Erlend Oye, Mutsuhiro Nishiwaki, Jim Henson, Frank Oz, Wonderboy, Parappa the Rapper, Danger Mouse, Teeny Little Super Guy
