Pookie’s Lesson |
Dear JingleI felt that my dog, Pookie, was ready from obedience training, so I signed him up. Today I took him for his fourth class. There's a little girl at the class that has a rat terri...
Posted by Jingle on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 11:09:00 PST |
Go Away Snakes! |
Mother always told me that the way to get rid of snakes is to scare them off by saying, "Go away snakes!" as you walk outdoors. This doesn't work. Oh, and I used to think that having a cou...
Posted by Jingle on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 11:50:00 PST |
Pookie’s Terror |
Phobias aren't limited to people. Lots of animals fear thunder, but that's not what bothers Pookie. Horror hath taken hold upon him because of the rain, which forsakes natural law. H...
Posted by Jingle on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:10:00 PST |
Things I Feel I Deserve Credit For |
I can't help but think that I just don't get the credit I should be getting. All I hear is, "Jingle, you haven't accomplished anything today!" Can't anyone see the positive?My List of Thin...
Posted by Jingle on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 09:51:00 PST |
The One About the Bears |
At a golf course in Idaho, there were signs up, warning golfers to be cautious, as there were bears in the area. The signs recommended that golfers be alert to indications of bear activity, such...
Posted by Jingle on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 06:52:00 PST |
Jingles Other Joke |
A man went to the barbershop. While he waited for his haircut, he heard the barber say, "29!" Everyone began to laugh. In a moment the barber said, "19." "Ha, ha," was heard fr...
Posted by Jingle on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 06:40:00 PST |
Jingle’s Favorite Joke |
Farmer Jim called the vet. "My calf is constipated!" "Oh, give him a gallon of castor oil." "A gallon?? Are you sure??" "Oh, yes!" said the vet, "A gallon is will fix him...
Posted by Jingle on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 12:30:00 PST |
Ask Jingle |
Dear Jingle Recently, my boyfriend told me that he felt I just refused to change. He delivered an ultimatum, "Change or we need to rethink our relationship." He said, "Are you going to cha...
Posted by Jingle on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 08:17:00 PST |
Elvis Has Left the Building |
I run into Elvis a lot...at the post office, the grocery, Wal Mart's. And especially in Vegas. Today we stopped for lunch at a diner that was locally famous for being 50's retro. As ...
Posted by Jingle on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:48:00 PST |
What I Did Today |
Today I celebrated getting three turnips fresh from Mother's garden by rinsing them, then boiling the turnip greens, then peeling and chopping up the turnips and boiling them. And then what did ...
Posted by Jingle on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:25:00 PST |
