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Baby Got Bakunin

Like Narcissus, only I can swin Goddammit!

About Me

Honorary Jewish Fratboy, democratically-voted African American, logically-proven Korean, ex-Jehovah's Witness, cybernetically-ordained Reverend, lit major turned teacher seeks to save the world, find love and become a famous author.
Pictures are available: www.flickr.com/photos/maestrocabbini/
Novel #1, Why Bother?, finished and in process of being edited.
COME TO THE FREE WRITERS' WORKSHOP IN GANGNAM. MEETS EVERY SUNDAY AT FIVE!!! www.mastercabs.150m.com
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My Interests

Floccinaucinihilipilification and Antidisestablishmentarianism.
And this:

I'd like to meet:

I prefer persons to principles and I prefer persons with no principles to anything in the world.

Music:

Allows me to look down on people who haven't heard of the bands I listen to.
Just kidding, I only listen to grind metal that goes well with the wind blowing through my hair in my 1986 Monte Carlo.

Movies:

"Search for the Snow Leopard"

Television:

I love watching Sex in the City through crosshairs. What's worse than Mary Antoinette? A whole society of them.

Books:

Yes, please.
And many others.

Heroes:

Levar Burton

My Blog

Back to the big K

So, I'm back. Been back. Back for a little over a month now. It's what baby got... or at least baby had back in the early nineties. I wonder if it's the same baby that no one could put in the corner. ...
Posted by Baby Got Bakunin on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:36:00 PST

True Believers story

True Believers       She slid her empty, warm, beer bottle across the counter, put a few cĂ©fas under it, and mumbled, "Merci," to the shopkeep. His bloodshot eyes looked...
Posted by Baby Got Bakunin on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:51:00 PST

Bragging quotes from an e-mail

Quoted from e-mail:"[he] has friends who claim to be "sarcastic" - but they are little bunnies compared to you. In fact, [he] and I have instituted a Sean-O-Meter. Your general tone being a 10. The...
Posted by Baby Got Bakunin on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:24:00 PST

November 7, 2006 - January 17, 2007

Jan 17, 2007Hi everyone! Tomorrow is my 7/12 mark in Korea. Still going strong, but with each day I miss the land where I don't get pointed at as I walk down the street, cheese isn't always product an...
Posted by Baby Got Bakunin on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:42:00 PST

September 14, 2006 - October 25, 2006

October 20, 2006Ni Hao everybody!So, yesterday marked my four month anniversary of arriving in Korea. I really do love it here, but I will be glad to get back to the land of suspended habeus corpus an...
Posted by Baby Got Bakunin on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:47:00 PST

Mass e-mails dated: August 10th - September 11th

Sorry I havent updated this in awhile. As a result, this is inordinately long. At any rate, heres whats happened to me in the last month:   Thu, 10 Aug 2006 18:20:15 Buon giorno i miei amici!...
Posted by Baby Got Bakunin on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:16:00 PST

E-mails dated July 23 - August 2

Gutentag all!   Alright, the flickr account is up and running and I would like to personally thank Bucky for telling me to get on the stick with that. You rock for more than just this, as will...
Posted by Baby Got Bakunin on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:12:00 PST

"That sounds decidedly uncomfortable" to "Things I forgot to mention." (Previous mass mails.)

"That sounds decidedly uncomfortable!" or "On several odd events before breakfast."   Greetings from Cambodia . . . just kidding, I am still in South Korea!   Alright, so I am at work a li...
Posted by Baby Got Bakunin on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:15:00 PST

"Busy work," or "Success!"

Dear Jason, Liney (and maybe Howie), Will, Cris, Emily, Nick, Kathy, Betsy, Juan(essa), Grauzas, Jen, Meghan, Dave, mimsy and pipsy Bignart, 'Shlie, Kelly and Chris, Lauren, Gabby, Dale, Bucky, Josh, ...
Posted by Baby Got Bakunin on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:58:00 PST

"O Dang! Fish hotdogs!?," or "How do you say, 'Come! See whitey!' in Korean?"

Dear youze (Jersey plural informal of you, corresponds to vosotros in Spanish and voi in Italian),   So, it's my last working day of relative reprieve before teaching begins on Monday. I have to ...
Posted by Baby Got Bakunin on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:59:00 PST