Kurt K Wagner - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Kurt K Wagner. I'm from Texas. I'm a Marine.Who is currently deployed. Well wishes, hugs, kisses, extra kidneys, home-made pornography, etc can be sent to me while deployed at the following address:Lcpl Wagner, Kurt K. 2/4 Wpns Unit 40300 FPO AP966090-300Yeah, I picked up Lance Corporal. How I managed to get this far without getting non-rec'd is beyond me.

My Interests

Goofing off, biking, snorting cocaine off your mom's tits, stupid humor, politics, film, music, dry humor, #######, juvenile humor, smart humor, Rome: Total War, tasteless humor, extremely tasteless humor, oh, and I don't actually touch cocaine, that was a joke, you see. A JOKE.

I'd like to meet:

People who won't punch my face.

Music:

Smashing Pumpkins, Bruce Dickinson, Iron Maiden, Anthrax, Tupac Shakur, Russ Wagner, 311, No Doubt, 50 Cent, AC/DC, Big and Rich, Aerosmith, Zwan, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, White Zombie, My Chemical Romance, Weezer, Snoop Dogg, Slayer, Rolling Stones, Rehab, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pantea, The Dears, Ray Charles, Bloodhoung Gang, The Strokes, Bloc Party, Black Label Society, Daft Punk, De La Soul, Toadies, Tears For Fears, Tesla, Green Day, Gwar, Interpol, Jim Croce, Keane, The Killers, Led Zepplin, Mars Volta, Metallica, Queen, Megadeth, Muse, Motorhead, Rob Dougan, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, System Of A Down, Electric Light Orchestra, Alice Cooper, Alice In Chains, Korn, Bobby Womack

Movies:

Fight Club, anything directed by David Fincher, The Game, Seven, Star Wars Series, Anal Assassins 12, Full Metal Jacket especially but anything by Stanley Kubrick

Television:

24, news, Law and Order, Wonder Showzen, TV Funhouse,

Books:

I can't read. Everything on here is just me mashing my fists on the keyboard and hoping for the best.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ. And Jack Bauer. But especially Jack Bauer. But especially Jesus. And the Commandant. td>

Kurt K Wagnerâ€™s Details

Status: Engaged
Here for: Friends
Hometown: Gary IN/Dallas TX/San Francisco, CA
Body Type: 5â€™8
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Religion: Christian
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Children: Someday
Education: Some college
Occupation: U.S. Marine

My Blog

Deployment Contact

Hi everyone, please write to me at:PFC Wagner, Kurt K.2/4 Wpns Unit 40300FPO AP966090-300I hope to hear from you all, Happy New Year!
Posted by Kurt K Wagner on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 01:11:00 PST

This is me/this isnt me

I got promoted to Private First Class today. Officially, anyways. I was supposed to get promoted to PFC on the first, but the warrant didn't come through. But I've been getting paid as a PFC since the...
Posted by Kurt K Wagner on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:56:00 PST

The next phase of my career

We graduated ITB last thursday. We were shipped to our new unit, 2nd Batallion, 4th Marines that day. Thank God I'm with a unit that's here at Pendleton. A few guys had to go to shitty bases in North ...
Posted by Kurt K Wagner on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:31:00 PST

Life in infantry training.

Infantry Training Batallion is divided into two parts. The first part is infantry basics, a somewhat harder and more detailed version of the basic rifleman training that they give all the pogues in Ma...
Posted by Kurt K Wagner on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:59:00 PST

School of Infantry Mailing Address

Pvt. Wagner Kurt, K. ITB C Co. 2nd PLT Camp Pendleton, Ca. 92055 He should be in training there for another month and a half.
Posted by Kurt K Wagner on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:14:00 PST

What's white and silver and runs into walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes. What's black and blue and hates sex? The seven-year-old in my trunk. My lungs seem to be doing better. After I went to medical, I got put on 14 days light duty. As long...
Posted by Kurt K Wagner on Sat, 12 May 2007 03:32:00 PST

An actual blog written by me.

I'm in Guard Force until there's room in a training company for me. It's gay. If it sounds exciting, it's not. I had a really good, substantial blog written and then the computer just ate it. Also gay...
Posted by Kurt K Wagner on Sat, 05 May 2007 03:13:00 PST

Guard Force Mailing Address

Kurt is currently not in training. Temporarily ( for approximately 2-5 weeks) he will be in Guard Force. You can write him or send stuff to: Private Wagner Kurt K. SOI Guard Platoon...
Posted by Kurt K Wagner on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:33:00 PST

UPDATED Mailing Address

Kurt is no longer at MRP, you can contact him at: Recruit Wagner, Kurt K. 3rd Bn Kilo Co. Platoon 3222 38990 Midway Ave. San Diego, Ca 92140 ...
Posted by Kurt K Wagner on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:33:00 PST

New Mailing Address

Due to Kurt's pneumonia. He is has been dropped to Medical Rehabilitation Platoon. Please send all letter to: Recruit Wagner Kurt, KSPT BN STC/MRP336003 Midway AveMCRD San Diego, CA 92140 until furthe...
Posted by Kurt K Wagner on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:12:00 PST