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~*Heather*~

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About Me


I'm happy-go-lucky. I speak ghetto-billy. I work at an airport doing Rent-A-Cop bullshit security. I love to party, drink, smoke, talk shit, ect... But I also have my reclusive side. I'm a self-proclaimed DORK and I can be a nerd/geek sometimes too. I have a newfound lust for old men. Especially if they fly planes. I'm not afraid to laugh at myself when I do something stupid, in fact I usually tell other people so they can laugh too. I'm probably the world's biggest fag-hag. I fall in love with gay men and want to ravish them. I have a thing for skinny, sickly, pale guys. I am in love with vampires, and the darker side of things in life, which might explain the love of pale boys. I can be loud, especially when intoxicated, so don't take me to your house if I need to be quiet. I like to meditate on life, and believe in a bunch of hippy garbage. I talk like a sailor, drink like a fish, and can probably eat a chick out better than most men. I love objectifying women, all while holding the Women's Lib banner high. I am a cat lady and will most likely end up living alone with 200 cats, after my marriage to a 40-something pilot ends with him leaving me for a younger, hotter, sluttier bitch. I love art in all it's forms, and would love nothing better than to sit on my ass all day doing nothing but looking, listening, and reading it. That's all for now...
How to make a Heather
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
1 part humour
3 parts empathy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

My Interests

Dancing the night away, chilling with friends, drinkin, smokin, talkin' shit, illicit substances, expanding my mind, searching my soul, pondering life's great mysteries, reading, writing, photography, gossip, classic muscle cars, hot boys, sexy old men, planes, sexy girls, anything rainbow colored, vampires, BDSM, leather, handcuffs, boobs, y'know the usual...

Since my Adopt Your Own Emo Kid got shut down, I now bring you:

I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

Someone who sees the true value of a person by looking at their soul, not just what's on the outside... Those people are rare and hard to find. It's easy to say you look beyond the physical realm, it's another thing to actually do it.

Music:


Hands down fav artist: Johnny Cash!!!

I also LOVE David Bowie

Bob Marley

HIM

Apocalyptica

Other favorites include:

The 69 Eyes, Night Kills The Day, The Postal Service, Death Cab For Cutie, Dashboard Confessional, System Of A Down, Breaking Benjamin, Coldplay, Incubus, Placebo, Copeland, Bad Religion, Green Day, Third Eye Blind, Sublime, Pearl Jam (I'm in love with Eddie Vedder's voice), 311, Flogging Molly, New Found Glory, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (whom I believe to be the BEST cover band EVER!).

To be truthful, my roots lay with country music, it will forever have a place in my heart, and I can often be found rocking out to the classic stuff like the aforementioned Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Hank Williams Sr., Elvis Presley, The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Dolly Parton, Walyon Jennings, Johnny Horton, Roger Miller, ect... I L-O-V-E bluegrass music, and any sort of bluegrass gospel

I also like rap/hip-hop, reggaeton, R&B, booty bass, and pretty much anything with a thumpin' beat. I love Bone Thugs, and all their offshoots, Bizzy Bone is AMAZING! ICP is pretty fuckin' awesome in my book as well.

I have a deep fondness for folk music, and I can often be found having a hippy-fest in my room, jamming to the classics... John Denver, Bob Dylan, Scott MacKenzie, The Beatles, Peter, Paul, and Mary, Van Morrison, Simon and Garfunkle. One of my favorite soundtracks is the Forrest Gump soundtrack. So many classic 60's and 70's songs. I also like some of the newer folk singers, like Shawn Mullins

80's music (including new wave, synthpop, hair bands/glam rock and good ol 80's metal and buttrock) Bon Jovi, Guns 'N Roses, Poison, Def Leppard, AC/DC, Van Halen, Scorpions, Whitesnake, Warrant, U2, Aerosmith, The Cure, Morrissey, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, Tears For Fears, The Human League, Mr. Mister, Queen, Billy Idol, Iggy Pop, Sting, Tom Petty. I especially love new wave. The heart of the 80's right there baybee! That and the new wave style is still the hottest thing ever! Big wispy hair, tight jeans and makeup on men, who could ask for more!

I also like ambient, chillout, and/or meditative music, celtic music, native american flute, pretty much anything ethnic and worldly. Some of my favorites are: Enigma, Enya, Medwyn Goodall, Tangerine Dream, Amethystium, Dead Can Dance, Cocteau Twins, Yanni, R. Carlos Nakai, Robbie Robertson, Sacred Spirit, and pretty much anything else you can find on a Pure Moods or Cafe Del Mar CD... I have a special place in my heart for celtic music, bagpipes, bodhrans, tin whistles, things of that likeness... I am proud of my irish and scottish background, and I love the music of that heritage!

I have quite a fondness for electronica such as trance, cybertrance, goa, psytrance, breakbeats, and thanks to Tommy and Roman, I LOOOOOVE DnB. My favorite being that dark, demented drum and bass... Basically what Tommy spins, things with evil carnival sounds, people screaming, and beats so hard that you wanna jump up and kick things! But I really REALLY love me some breakbeats, and I love anything that Nick "Jesus of Breaks" NyQuil spins. I also love me some turntablism. Rockin' beats mixed with that "scritchy-scree-scree" sound just makes me wanna JAM! I pretty much like anything that has a bassline I can groove to!

To make a long story short I love pretty much EVERYTHING! I love whiney guys which explains my love for emo and whiney pop-punk, sad I know... I don't keep up to date on the radio anymore, so I don't know all the newer shit. I just listen to what I like, and that satisfies me ;)

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Amélie, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Cheech And Chong's Up In Smoke, Half Baked, Road House, Shrek, Shrek 2, The Wedding Singer, Groove, To Wong Foo, Fiddler On The Roof, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Monster's Inc., Lilo And Stitch, A Bug's Life, Interview With The Vampire, Finding Nemo, Chicago, Grease, Urban Cowboy, The Princess Bride, Office Space, The Adventures Of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert, The Birdcage, Jackass: The Movie, Jackass 2, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, Kill Bill: Volumes 1 and 2, Sin City, The Dune Mini-Series (Dune and Children of Dune, both aired on the Sci-Fi Channel), Star Wars Trilogy and Episode 3 (Episodes 1 and 2 both sucked SO MUCH that they are NOT on my list), But I'm A Cheerleader, Bicentennial Man, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Pooh's Heffalump Movie, Coming To America, Forrest Gump, Lolita (Jeremy Irons remake).
Basically any Johnny Depp movie, any Adam Sandler movie, any gay themed movies, anything with cool ass kicking killing scenes (think along the lines of Boondock), and anything that's cute, comical, and/or romantic

Television:

Anime... Hands down, I luvz me some anime. My favorites being: Bleach, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Inuyasha, Gravitation, Saiyuki (Reload and Reload Gunlock included), Chobits, .hack//SIGN, Fruits Basket, everyone tells me I need to watch Full Metal Alchemist, and I will get around to it one day... Currently in the process of obtaining Get Backers. Lately I've gotten into RahXephon and Avatar

Simpsons, Family Guy, The Sopranos, Stargate SG-1, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Viva La Bam, The Boondocks. I don't watch too much TV at the moment, so this area is kinda empty, although Eddie has got me watching Heroes, Smallville, and Supernatural, and they're pretty cool!

Books:

Any and all poetry, Anne Rice, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Jude Deveraux, Laurell K. Hamilton, Orson Scott Card, Frank Herbert's Dune Series, Oscar Wilde, Edgar Allan Poe, Barbara Kingsolver, James Herriot, How-to books for tarot, astrology, ect. Anything dissecting the psyche. Greco-Roman mythology. Chicken Soup For The Soul (when I feel like crying)

I don't have much time to read anymore, but when I do get the chance, I LOVE TO READ!!!

Books rule!

*puts on nerd glasses*

Heroes:

My mom... She loved us, and cared for us, and did the best she could to raise us right. Everything that is good in my life came to be mainly from her. I didn't nearly have enough time to tell her that. I will always be proud of my mom, for all the things she was to us, but mainly because she was simply, love. Pure love. And I will miss her terribly. Rest in peace Mom. I know in my heart that you're in such a better place, and I will ALWAYS love you!
My dad, just because he's worked hard every day of his life, provided for our family for 20 years, and taught me how to me how to be a handy-dyke (hehe). He is my old man, and I love him even more as the years go by. I worry for him, as he worried for us when we were children, and since he is all we have left in this world, I hold on even tighter to him.
Serena's Mom, because she is one AWESOME lady, and I hope that when I get to be her age, I can be as cool as she is. She reminds me of myself, and I when I get older I would love to have her mindset on life. DEBORAH! YOU ROCK!!! =)

My Blog

State Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Gay Marriage!

Click here for msnbc video cuz my dumb ass can't tweek the embedding code to work right... I for one am so jazzed! It is a huge step for gay and lesbian people. Granted the battle is not over ye...
Posted by ~*Heather*~ on Sat, 17 May 2008 12:17:00 PST

Random Thought Of The Moment...

I really can't stand Kendra Wilkinson from The Girls Next Door. She's ugly, she tries to be ghetto, and she just gets on my fucking nerves. She plays up the tomboy sports thing too much and from what ...
Posted by ~*Heather*~ on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:51:00 PST

I Hate When Your Keyboard Deletes Your Whole Blog...

I fuckin' hate that shit... I spend a good solid hour writing a fucking novella blog, and in one fatal keystroke, it's all gone. Seriously, I don't know what it is. I guess I punch the Alt key trying ...
Posted by ~*Heather*~ on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:38:00 PST

Birthday Debauchery PHOTOBLOG! 56k = :-(

So yes. The birthday was fun. I got to hang out with 3 of my favortite chicas, got to get mighty plastered, and got to see Johnny Depp. Life was good for Heather that night. We decided on TGI Friday's...
Posted by ~*Heather*~ on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:19:00 PST

Lolita and 420...

So yeah, I went in on 420 and took my piss test for the new security company. I hope I don't fail. I've been pretty good on not smoking for a while, but I had been eating Vicodin pretty much every nig...
Posted by ~*Heather*~ on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 03:27:00 PST

I Almost Peed Myself Laughing...

Somehow I found the definition of "hyphy" on wikipedia, and it is fucking HILARIOUS!!! Most of the GIF's were uploaded by me, cuz I'm ghetto and have GIF's of dancing ghetto people on my comp... I dun...
Posted by ~*Heather*~ on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 12:47:00 PST

Haven't Blogged In A While...

Things are just so hectic that I don't even have time to sit down and write my many rambling thoughts... Work is shitty. We've been duking it out with both our management and this other asshole guy. W...
Posted by ~*Heather*~ on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 05:50:00 PST

So I Had A Blind Date...

But he decided to cancel on me... Boooooooo.... But it's ok really. I was hella freaking out cuz I have never been on a REAL date before. I was hella scared, but I sucked it up and was like "I'M GONN...
Posted by ~*Heather*~ on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 05:20:00 PST

Valentine's Day Is Fuckin' Depressing...

Yeah, I hate Valentine's Day. Usually cuz I'm always alone. But why does EVERY FUCKING PLACE have to have hella cutesy shit with hearts and love and "be mine's" stuck all over the place. Seriously, it...
Posted by ~*Heather*~ on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 06:44:00 PST

I NEED TO SEE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!!!

Seriously! I'm gonna kill some people unless I get my ass out to a theater soon! I've been hearing all the reviews, and since I had a little free time today I watched the trailer and some clips, and d...
Posted by ~*Heather*~ on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 06:47:00 PST