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Tiffany

Get thee behind me Belzibub! Hey, man while your back there won't you fix me a drink!?!

About Me


You're Yoda
The Classic Star Wars Test
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Your inner rock star is Bjork!
Who's Your Inner Rock Star?
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I am computer graphicly challenged..... Other wise this space would be a hell of a lot cooler lookin.
You're Muse!
What's Your Goddess Identity?
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You're a Laidback Lover
What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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a Big Brain turns you on
What Turns You On?
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You're Calm, Cool, and Collected
What Kind of Cool Are You?
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You should pick your Zen Friend
The Just Between Friends Test
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Tiffany, you're most like Family Guy
Which Comedy Are You?
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Your movie star double is Drew Barrymore
Who's Your Movie Star Double?
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Your true color is Blue!
What's Your True Color?
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Your goddess groove is the Techno Trance Dance!
What's Your Goddess Groove?
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Your match is Russell Crowe!
The Celebrity Matchmaker
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Your summer sport should be Badminton
What's Your Summer Sport?
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Your signature candle is Cyprus Rose
Your strongest sense is Common Sense
Which Sense Is Strongest in You?
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You find love in a Chance Encounter
Where Do You Find Love?
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When it comes to love or money, you're a Hopeless Romantic
The Love or Money Test
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It looks like your romantic fantasy is the The Foreign Affair
What's Your Romantic Fantasy?
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Your beauty secret is Living in the Moment
What's Your Beauty Secret?
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Your Intelligence makes you bewitching
Are You Bewitching?
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My Interests

I have an open mind, unless it involves smoking something, in which case NO!

I'd like to meet:

Every body!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The world is my backyard playground and everybody is invited. Especially, Weird Al!!!! "White & Nerdy" kicks ass!!!!!!!!!! It's my theme song!

Music:

I love it all, but mostly rock, classical, and I'm falling in love with Jazz such as Lizz Wright! Emmanuel Jal breaks my heart!!! Because his music is sad and his music is biographical!!!!! Find him, listen, and try not to burst into tears!!!! The only thing I won't listen to is cop killing oriented music because my cousin is a cop!

Movies:

Young Frankenstein, Blazin' Saddles, etc. I love german films especially "M". I love old movies! I also like the director Tsitsi Dangerembga of Africa!! Her movie "Everyone's Child" made me burst into tears!!!

Television:

I don't have time, but anime is awesome!

Books:

Love Anne Rice, Clive Barker, I don't have time to read Steven King, but I would if I could. Also, Marge Peirce, Maya Angelou, Edgar Allen Poe, all the great philosphers, add more later!!

Heroes:

Any and all women that actually have and use their brains.

My Blog

Wisdoms and Poems of the World

Apart form abstract propositions of comparision (such as two and two make four), propositions which tell us nothing by themselves about concrete reality, we find no propositions ever regarded by any o...
Posted by Tiffany on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:43:00 PST

Good Morning Smile

A Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble!!!!! 1. I had a New Yorker Senator ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being ne...
Posted by Tiffany on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:40:00 PST

I don't know what to say to this one

Updated:2006-09-25 15:15:24 Killer Teddy Bear Leaves 2,500 Fish Dead AP MILFORD, N.H. (Sept. 25) - A teddy bear has been implicated in 2,500 deaths. Of trout, that is. State officials say a teddy bea...
Posted by Tiffany on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:51:00 PST

Y'all Enjoy

Texas Air Traffic Control Dallas/Ft. Worth Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 911- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you DFW ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on ...
Posted by Tiffany on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:37:00 PST

Batteries

Just an hour ago I found that two AA batteries had leaked out acid on to my tv stand and then I found this article on aol.com: Updated:2006-09-22 11:55:42 Lithium Liabilities Are Lithium Ion batt...
Posted by Tiffany on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 04:50:00 PST

I hate my job!!!!!!!!!!

When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be v...
Posted by Tiffany on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:22:00 PST

Three Wise Women

Three Wise Women would have ... Asked directions,Arrived on time,Helped deliver the baby,Cleaned the stable,Made a casserole,Brought practical gifts and There would be Peace on Earth....
Posted by Tiffany on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:51:00 PST

Bullshit & Brilliance

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddl...
Posted by Tiffany on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:45:00 PST

Stupid Instuctions (read for a mental break)

Once again someone sent me this and I just thought it was perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In case you needed futher proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some a...
Posted by Tiffany on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:06:00 PST

Here's one more for the books

Am I the only one that finds this just too fucking funny?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?   Updated:2006-09-14 13:39:21 Family Charged Over Marijuana Plot in Public Park Reuters ROME (Sept. 14) - Two brothers hav...
Posted by Tiffany on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:03:00 PST