Wisdoms and Poems of the World |
Apart form abstract propositions of comparision (such as two and two make four), propositions which tell us nothing by themselves about concrete reality, we find no propositions ever regarded by any o... Posted by Tiffany on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:43:00 PST |
Good Morning Smile |
A Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble!!!!!
1. I had a New Yorker Senator ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being ne... Posted by Tiffany on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:40:00 PST |
I don't know what to say to this one |
Updated:2006-09-25 15:15:24
Killer Teddy Bear Leaves 2,500 Fish Dead
AP
MILFORD, N.H. (Sept. 25) - A teddy bear has been implicated in 2,500 deaths. Of trout, that is. State officials say a teddy bea... Posted by Tiffany on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:51:00 PST |
Y'all Enjoy |
Texas Air Traffic Control
Dallas/Ft. Worth Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 911- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you DFW ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on ... Posted by Tiffany on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:37:00 PST |
Batteries |
Just an hour ago I found that two AA batteries had leaked out acid on to my tv stand and then I found this article on aol.com:
Updated:2006-09-22 11:55:42
Lithium Liabilities
Are Lithium Ion batt... Posted by Tiffany on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 04:50:00 PST |
I hate my job!!!!!!!!!! |
When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be v... Posted by Tiffany on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:22:00 PST |
Three Wise Women |
Three Wise Women would have ...
Asked directions,Arrived on time,Helped deliver the baby,Cleaned the stable,Made a casserole,Brought practical gifts and There would be Peace on Earth.... Posted by Tiffany on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:51:00 PST |
Bullshit & Brilliance |
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long,
Cuddl... Posted by Tiffany on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:45:00 PST |
Stupid Instuctions (read for a mental break) |
Once again someone sent me this and I just thought it was perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case you needed futher proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some a... Posted by Tiffany on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:06:00 PST |
Here's one more for the books |
Am I the only one that finds this just too fucking funny?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Updated:2006-09-14 13:39:21
Family Charged Over Marijuana Plot in Public Park
Reuters
ROME (Sept. 14) - Two brothers hav... Posted by Tiffany on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 12:03:00 PST |