This week I've mostly defined my humour as dark, dry, brutal and a hint of twisted. Throw in some sarcasm and I'm there.******************************************************
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"...As far as she is concerned you broke the camels back.""First of all, I haven’t had sex with a camel since I was in the army, and the camel never complained. As for Lori, I should be the one making the complaint. She’s constantly ogling me.... How you learned about me and the camel I have no idea."
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I took a test to see who my personality/persona was like it came back as Kurt Cobain. There’s a surprise.***************************************************
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Mohammad Ali - "A man who has no imagination, has no wings"
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"It can't rain all the time.
The sky won't fall forever.
And though the night seems long,
Your tears won't fall forever."
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You are Batman
Batman
70%
The Flash
70%
Green Lantern
70%
Hulk
65%
Iron Man
65%
Catwoman
60%
Superman
55%
Spider-Man
55%
Robin
52%
Supergirl
50%
Wonder Woman
45%
You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
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"If I am to die - If I must die.
I must inspire while I live.
Along side the dreamers."
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Critics, sceptics, cynics and Lindsay Lohan can fuck off.
