My soul was crushed under the weight of this massive survey. >_O |
---Basic Whatevers--- What time is it now? 10:37 amName? MaticusMiddle Name? StevenAge? 21Height? 6'-4"Hair Colour? Dirty Blonde Eye Colour? GreenCurrent Location?&...
Posted by Matticus on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:47:00 PST |
Finally 21 |
Well, I'm 21 now, which means I can drink and buy pistols. I think I like the latter the best.
I have the right to bare arms; but the real question is: How many arms can I bare?
Not enough.
And...
Posted by Matticus on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 12:22:00 PST |
Barton Fink |
They say I'm a madman, Barton, but I'm not mad at anyone. Honest I'm not. Most guys I just feel sorry for. Yeah. It tears me up inside, to think about what they're going through. How trapped they are....
Posted by Matticus on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:18:00 PST |
Implications of Stupidity |
So, I've seen this bulletin going around, and it's fairly irritating. Here it is:
"1 question.1 chance.1 answer.100%honest.You get to ask me 1 question.(TO MY INBOX)ANY 1 question.Conditions: I won't ...
Posted by Matticus on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:02:00 PST |
Ahh, the inner-dialogue. |
Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. See, thi...
Posted by Matticus on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:30:00 PST |
