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The Village Atheist

About Me

I found black powder on my myspace. I know it isnt mine, so if you left some black powder on my myspace please come claim it because it isnt mine. The black powder on my myspace.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Name: Weight Gained, Experience Lost
Birthdate: 7 lbs, 10 oz. oh, did you say birth weight?
Birthplace: Vajighna
Current Location: Continent of incontinence
Eye Color: rectangular
Hair Color: Curly
Height: XL
Weight: I don't have time. You weight.
Piercings: what would you like to know about them? they go through me like your banal questions.
Tatoos: tattoos.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: penis/watermelon
Overused Phraze: "now you do me"
FAVORITES
Food: Girl Scouts
Candy: Land
Number: double eleventy
Color: money
Animal: rapezilla
Drink: granny piss
Alcohol Drink: granny piss with alcohol
Bagel: jammed
Letter: atche
Body Part on Opposite sex: the boobies.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: never done pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: The King's got a shotty.
Strawberry or Watermelon: Waterberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Mr. T
Chocolate or Vanilla Choconilla = ChocoZILLA!
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: I don't like brown
Kiss or Hug: you can't hug a penis
Dog or Cat: equally delicious
Rap or Punk: wrapped punks
Summer or Winter: One doesn't Summ and the other doesn't Wint, so they are fucking liars.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Life is a Movie
Love or Money: You can't have one without the other
YOUR...
Bedtime: the fucker doesn't wear a watch
Most Missed Memory: having memories
Best phyiscal feature: man boobs
First Thought Waking Up: the creature stalks, the hanging dead do not but stoop his lowered head.
Goal for this year: Glazed Donuts
Best Friends: Jesus, Santa, Rapezilla
Weakness: bullets, fire, and heart attacks
Fears: Jesus, Santa, Rapezilla
Heritage: Here at Heritage Ford, We Finance Anyone!
Longest relationship: I've known my dad since I was born, but I feel like I've known The Lord forever
HAVE YOU...
&..39;Ever Drank:' I've dranked
Ever Smoked: I've smoked a ham. delicious, and tomorrow you get to have smammiches.
Pot: Your weeping shades of cozened indigo got lemon juice up in your...eye!
Ever been Drunk: I've been drunked
Ever been beaten up: Beaten upright
Ever beaten someone up: When the bitch don't listen, the black eye reminds them.
Ever Shoplifted: I've stolen from shops, but never stolen a shop.
Ever Skinny Dipped: I've been known to dip a skinny in my day.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: I've kissed a sex that was opposed to it.
Been Dumped Lately: My poop has.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Clear
Favorite Hair Color: Burgundy
Short or Long: the short side of long
Height: more upper
Style: style of guy/girl? i don't know...vagina-y?
Looks or Personality: money makes up for a lack of both
Hot or Cute the bible says not to judge, so...hot.
Drugs and Alcohol: yes
Muscular or Really Skinny: Vascular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: orange
What country do you want to Visit: hill country
How do you want to Die: with my lady in one hand a coldbeer in another. and a gun in another.
Been to the Mall Lately: Not since lately.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like rainstorms.
Get along with your Parents: fuck you.
Health Freak: you're a freak, you cunt.
Do you think your Attractive: I think my attractive, yes.
Believe in Yourself: it's hard to when you keep telling me what to do and calling me names.
Want to go to College: i went. there was too many haitians.
Do you Smoke: Only when I am.
Do you Drink: Only when i do.
Shower Daily: How long is a daily?
Been in Love: Been in and out. either way you end up sticky and tired.
Do you Sing: Only when I am in the shower. Or smoking. Or drinking. or not.
Want to get Married: after i die.
Do you want Children: after they die.
Have your future kids names planned out: yes.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 74.
Hate anyone: Jesus, Santa, Rapezilla

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My Blog

Carpet Diem

I hate when I am in a bathroom at a friends and the floor in the toilet room is carpet.  Too much pressure.
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:11:00 GMT

Gangster Like That

You ask if I got what I was after as if you hear not my pious laughter.
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:21:00 GMT

Dated Photograph

An echo marches down our hallsEternal testament to unending pallA dated photo turns to ashUnworthy of rotting amongst my trashSmiling across a homemade frameI protest thoughts that I felt the sameVita...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 15:54:00 GMT

The Crux

Always contemplating ever thinkingCracking blinds to pour in light.Through the same spectaclestry to find a chromatic matchRecalcitrant to a missing pieceRibald to a flickering flameLessening the weak...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:56:00 GMT

Vagrant Parsimony (The God Cancer)

Termination steeped in a vicious regress?Far from it - the solution remains bi-partite.Unedited, undefined, illegitimate,a creator less skilled that its creation.Left to fend for ourselves and constru...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:41:00 GMT

The Wavelength of Hate

The furious heat, the wavelength of hateEvery road home leads to locked doorsVampiric burden, pretending you're hereYou are still as I walk away.
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 14:39:00 GMT

On Innovation of Thought

We are at a point in our human history where the melding of several different cultures occurs at an infinite number of locations simultaneously.  With combinations of simple button presses, a Chr...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:08:00 GMT

The Suffusion

The blade will sweep and sever us.I will lay down next to you.As I die I'll watch you fade,If you promise to do the same.I'll blame the blade, yet understandPower, it seems, a daunting task.A rose lik...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 09:15:00 GMT

Marginalized

Grounded oppositional forcesBacked by God with his holy handgunWaving their might on sticks made of strawThe forces will fall, united as one. .. ..Contiguous layers of will half-bredA corpse ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:10:00 GMT

Thanks Failed Utopia

There's no room for errorin destitution's courtAmid strings and arrowsfamiliarity beckonsWhat's common-status quo-leaves nothing to imaginebut a rigid failed utopiathat cries alligator tearsThe false ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 20:31:00 GMT