Name: Weight Gained, Experience Lost
Birthdate: 7 lbs, 10 oz. oh, did you say birth weight?
Birthplace: Vajighna
Current Location: Continent of incontinence
Eye Color: rectangular
Hair Color: Curly
Height: XL
Weight: I don't have time. You weight.
Piercings: what would you like to know about them? they go through me like your banal questions.
Tatoos: tattoos.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: penis/watermelon
Overused Phraze: "now you do me"
FAVORITES
Food: Girl Scouts
Candy: Land
Number: double eleventy
Color: money
Animal: rapezilla
Drink: granny piss
Alcohol Drink: granny piss with alcohol
Bagel: jammed
Letter: atche
Body Part on Opposite sex: the boobies.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: never done pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: The King's got a shotty.
Strawberry or Watermelon: Waterberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Mr. T
Chocolate or Vanilla Choconilla = ChocoZILLA!
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: I don't like brown
Kiss or Hug: you can't hug a penis
Dog or Cat: equally delicious
Rap or Punk: wrapped punks
Summer or Winter: One doesn't Summ and the other doesn't Wint, so they are fucking liars.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Life is a Movie
Love or Money: You can't have one without the other
YOUR...
Bedtime: the fucker doesn't wear a watch
Most Missed Memory: having memories
Best phyiscal feature: man boobs
First Thought Waking Up: the creature stalks, the hanging dead do not but stoop his lowered head.
Goal for this year: Glazed Donuts
Best Friends: Jesus, Santa, Rapezilla
Weakness: bullets, fire, and heart attacks
Fears: Jesus, Santa, Rapezilla
Heritage: Here at Heritage Ford, We Finance Anyone!
Longest relationship: I've known my dad since I was born, but I feel like I've known The Lord forever
HAVE YOU...
&..39;Ever Drank:' I've dranked
Ever Smoked: I've smoked a ham. delicious, and tomorrow you get to have smammiches.
Pot: Your weeping shades of cozened indigo got lemon juice up in your...eye!
Ever been Drunk: I've been drunked
Ever been beaten up: Beaten upright
Ever beaten someone up: When the bitch don't listen, the black eye reminds them.
Ever Shoplifted: I've stolen from shops, but never stolen a shop.
Ever Skinny Dipped: I've been known to dip a skinny in my day.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: I've kissed a sex that was opposed to it.
Been Dumped Lately: My poop has.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Clear
Favorite Hair Color: Burgundy
Short or Long: the short side of long
Height: more upper
Style: style of guy/girl? i don't know...vagina-y?
Looks or Personality: money makes up for a lack of both
Hot or Cute the bible says not to judge, so...hot.
Drugs and Alcohol: yes
Muscular or Really Skinny: Vascular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: orange
What country do you want to Visit: hill country
How do you want to Die: with my lady in one hand a coldbeer in another. and a gun in another.
Been to the Mall Lately: Not since lately.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like rainstorms.
Get along with your Parents: fuck you.
Health Freak: you're a freak, you cunt.
Do you think your Attractive: I think my attractive, yes.
Believe in Yourself: it's hard to when you keep telling me what to do and calling me names.
Want to go to College: i went. there was too many haitians.
Do you Smoke: Only when I am.
Do you Drink: Only when i do.
Shower Daily: How long is a daily?
Been in Love: Been in and out. either way you end up sticky and tired.
Do you Sing: Only when I am in the shower. Or smoking. Or drinking. or not.
Want to get Married: after i die.
Do you want Children: after they die.
Have your future kids names planned out: yes.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 74.
Hate anyone: Jesus, Santa, Rapezilla
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