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Phil

I am me.

About Me

Aimee is good! Aimee made this!It's been ages since I changed this. I am Phil. Some people know me, and others do not. If you are on this page it is highly likely you fall into the former catagory, for which I thank you. I used to be in Autophobe but now I'm not. One day I'll get round to doing some solo recording, but most people know what I'm like. Umm.. I'm going to be a daddy real soon, which will be nice, and I'm doing a degree, which will also be nice. I think I've just about got that summed up. I like good things.
I am 75% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
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You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
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My Interests

Giving people the wrong directions to places.

I'd like to meet:



I would like to meet Mark Law. I've heard it's a brandable experience.... Look! note my uncanny resemblance to Dostoyevsky...

Music:

For some bizarre, unexplainable reason, I seem to like most things nowadays. Recently I've been listening to Mugison too much and Trail of Dead. And Foreigner. Definately Foreigner.

Movies:

The Princess Bride, The Phantom Tollbooth (this film was clearly made on many, many drugs. You really should watch it.), Punishment Park, Shaun of the Dead, Memento, Shrek 2, Cheech and Chongs Next Movie, Blazing Saddles, Spinal Tap, Battle Royale, yadda yadda yadda.

Television:

The Jeremy Kyle Show.

Books:

Richard Scarry.

Heroes:

Angie. the one and only.

My Blog

My wine induced prolixical bulletin/blog

A great deal of my time of late has been trying to educate to people the difference between 'sarcasm' and 'irony'. Satire is a more complex method which will be explained also. It's a small pet hate o...
Posted by Phil on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:40:00 PST

Invention Convention 2006

Right. I've been thinking that there aren't enough gizmos and wotsits being invented recently, so I've come up with some of my own...1) Wipe clean under-garments.2) Edible music CDs3) Poisonous downlo...
Posted by Phil on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 10:52:00 PST

The Derek

I've sent Derek Acorah an E-mail (because I'm cosmopolitan). If he replies then I will be very happy. Come on, Derek!
Posted by Phil on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 02:29:00 PST

Pure Stupidity. Again, sorry.

Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Governator) was sitting in his office one day when the phone rang. It was Steven Spielberg.               &nb...
Posted by Phil on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 07:18:00 PST

Richard Pryor

(Minutes silence for the passing of a comedy legend. Who can forget 'Hear No Evil See No Evil'?)
Posted by Phil on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 03:40:00 PST

I'm so, so sorry.

There were three businessmen sitting in a sauna one afternoon ( 'grafting' ) gathering businessmen sweat all over thier business bodies and talking amongst themselves. For the sake of the story we'll ...
Posted by Phil on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 08:54:00 PST