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Jerry Patrick

I have too been playing with 52 cards

About Me



My Interests



cheese and salami, sandwiches, the kentucky derby and limes, rock n roll gigs, cosmo my cat and aunty hellen drinkin her wine, taking a pal for a pint or two on a sunday morning stroll, red vines, and baggy pants, snapping nude picts at a swimming hole, dirty rice and riding my bike, closing a deal and a beach full of seals. pie and cash and liquor, walking about in the rain, reading' some books, and comical looks, pianos, trams and trains muscles 'n oysters and thunderstorms, and all grandfather clocks and coke and brandy, fountain pens and raggedy-andy, little pubs out in the country, mother of pearl and barnet fair the sound of a banjo, barbershop singing and having a sip in the chair, burnt toast and beer from the wood and grandma chet lamasa, cannon & ball and banjo pickin' bill keith and ol' bank loads and julies wood burning stove, shirley maclaine and petticoat lane. thats what i like. bubble and squeak and jumble sales, little richard and jerry lee, bonfire nights, south end lights and paddling in the sea polished brass and copper, salvation army bands, violins and old coach inns, and lightnings big fat elastic bands, tea in the morning and summer beginning, pompas fishing rods, erma hazel talkn bout raining frogs and sunny's halo winning the cup, that's what i like. a day at the races, stomping new places, going down hopping in kenta, my sisters kids faces, sleeping out under a tent and wagons and chickens and picking blackberries and swallows and sledges watermellons and cherries and haddock and trotters and horses and nippers and cider and celery kippers, (GASP!) Thats what I like!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I cant imagine a world with out music I am not a great fan of Rap, Metal or Country, but still have great respect for the artists. They are all poets in their own right. After all, just because I dont understand the language, doesnt mean its no good. Here is a random list of whats in my itunes...Kirsty MacColl, Nina Hagen,Interpol, Neil Diamond, Fiona Apple, Glen Miller, Laurie Anderson, Aqualung, Danny Elfman, Chris Isak, Tori Amos, Sparks, Shostakovich...to name a few.

Movies:

Punch Drunk Love, Big Fish, Napoleon Dinamite, Without You Im Nothing, Color Purple, Virginia Wolf, Come Back to the Five and Dime Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean, Bullets Over Broadway, Interiors, Another Woman, Gray Gardens... ..
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Television:

I dont really see too much on TV that impresses me. There are a few shows I like: Everybody Loves Raymond, Absolutely Fabulous, The Daily Show/w John Stewart, Da Ali G Show, The Simpsons, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy, The History Channel is good, Reno 911 ..
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Books:

At the moment I am reading ANNE SEXTON:A BIOGRAPHY by Diane Wood Middlebrook, After that I plan on reading AND GOD SAID ''HA!" by Julia Sweeney...and then I have BETWEEN THE BRIDGE AND THE RIVER by Craig Ferguson, And anything new by ERIN PARKER HALL

Heroes:


Mom and Dad, for teaching me to hold the door open for people, to shake hands and look someone in the eye when talking to them, how important it was to behave like a gentleman, and that no matter what anyone else may tell me, boys do cry.My nieces Lindsey, Patty, Katie & Leslie, and my nephews, Billy, and Shane for being able to survive growing up in these freaky-ass times we live in. Even with the odds against them, they turned out to be the coolest kids in the universe.My Aunt Helen for always telling me the truth about any and everything when nobody else would. For being a survivor in every sense of the word.Most of all for taking care of my mother (her big sister) while she had cancer and died at home. I love Aunt Helen with all my heart.

My Blog

Shanes Obiturary

BYRD, Shane Allen went to be with Christ on June 18, 2008, in Quartz Hill. Shane was born on October 28, 1989, at Antelope Valley Hospital. Shane was 18 years old. Shane is survived by his mother Rond...
Posted by Jerry Patrick on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:34:00 PST

My Shane

I said i was going to sleep last night because I didn't sleep the night before, but I just cant rest. I'm tired but restless. I also have misplaced the video I took of family last Easter and have been...
Posted by Jerry Patrick on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:12:00 PST

See The Lady With Child

My father wrote this song for my mother when she was pregnant with me. I put together some images of my mother and the other is stock footage that I found either appropriate or that reminded me of my...
Posted by Jerry Patrick on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:09:00 PST

2.5 Men

How and why is Two and a half Men is still on the air?It’s like...Three’s Company bad.
Posted by Jerry Patrick on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:14:00 PST

Blasphomy... i know... but think about it.

Imagine if Mary and Joseph were so afraid of the ridicule......that they made the whole thing up. ...
Posted by Jerry Patrick on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 02:45:00 PST

Yet another moment of self induced drama from Jackie

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Posted by Jerry Patrick on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST

YOU'RE BRINGING SEXY BACK?

...EXCUSE ME MR TIMBERLAKE BUT...SEXY NEVER LEFT.
Posted by Jerry Patrick on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:30:00 PST

The Mystery of "Only The Lonely"

There is what I consider a little bit of a mystery about my mother. She was a very peaceful, soft spoken, feminine, compassionate (sometimes too compassionate) woman, who always seemed to make a pos...
Posted by Jerry Patrick on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:03:00 PST

IM SO HOT

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Posted by Jerry Patrick on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 04:31:00 PST

Oh Sweet Jesus! Ive been Tagged!

I have been 'tagged' by carlita carrota..so I will go ahead and perform this little task. Here follow, the rules. Tag This! Here's the game:1. Grab the book nearest you.2. Open to page 123.3. Find the...
Posted by Jerry Patrick on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:26:00 PST