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THE LADY

I have a full day of watching TV...I don't have time to go on a poo hunt right now, OK?

About Me


What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North  

You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."


The Midland  
The Northeast  
Philadelphia  
The South  
The West  
Boston  
North Central  
What American accent do you have?
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YES I AM FROM BUFFALO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm from Buffalo. We eat chicken wings, not buffalo wings. Jack Kemp is a quarterback, not a politician. We drink Labatt Blue and love it. Mighty Taco always has preference over Taco Bell. Pop, not soda and Pepsi, not Coke. They are sneakers not tennis shoes. It's a sucker, not a lollipop. Bison Chip Dip, La Nova Pizzeria, Aunt Rosie's Loganberry, Chevettas Chicken, and Ted's Hot Dogs are all too familiar... not to forget Taffy's Shakes or the Partners curse. A fake ID is unnecesary when there is always Canada... but we have them anyways. Our bars don't close until 4, and we DO sell beer in a grocery store (Tops or Wegmans and thats all), which always makes for early starts and late nights. Jim's Steak Out at 4 in the morning is calling it an early night... We never cuss, but we swear entirely too much. We know that a 65 mph speed limit really means 80. We will cut you off, swear, and give you the finger if you are not keeping up AND do it all in the snow, while expecting nothing less in return. Driving in the snow not only comes naturally, it is fun. We know what artvoice is and we either love it or try to burn every copy we see. We start the weekends off right at Thursdays in the square enjoying beer, free music, and an interesting crowd. We lived through Wide Right, The Forward Lateral, and No Goal. Dubbed by Dan Marino as "the meanest fans because none of us actually wanted to live here"... we all know he wouldn't stand one winter up here. We love the Bills (no matter what) and accept that it takes 2 hours to get home from a game. Nothing closes in 3 feet of snow or -20 windchills... in fact, that's how we prefer to tailgate. The 2001 Christmas Storm that dumped nearly of 7ft of lake effect snow we still think it's a mere 2nd to The Blizzard of '77. We can correctly pronounce, spell, and identify Chippewa, Scajaquada, Lackawanna, Cheektowaga, Cattaraugus, Chautauqua, Olean and Tonawanda without hesitation. When giving direction it's not " take I-90 to Route 33 east" it's "take the 90 to the 33 east"..."the" is not an option. We are 30 minutes from another country, one of the seven wonders of the world, and even a few beaches. It's the second largest city in New York. I AM FROM BUFFALO, a drinking town with a sports problem, and damn proud!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jessie...or THE LADY
Birthday: 03/01/81
Birthplace: Buffalo, NY
Current Location: Boca Raton, FL
Eye Color: poo green
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: German/Irish (i think)
The Shoes You Wore Today: trucker lady Creepers
Your Weakness: big muscles, big trucks, big dogs, shaved heads, funny guys, and ROCKERS...ha!
Your Fears: hurricanes, liars, cheaters, and car accidents
Your Perfect Pizza: everything on it plus hot buffalo sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to find a good straight up fuckin' dude
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't use that
Thoughts First Waking Up: Kahuna needs to dump
Your Best Physical Feature: my poo green eyes...then my sweater puppies
Your Bedtime: 8am
Your Most Missed Memory: Buffalo
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke once in a while
McDonalds or Burger King: i wake up with the king!
Single or Group Dates: depends on how well i know the dude
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: when the FUCK did we have ICE CREAM???!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: black
Do you Smoke: NEVER
Do you Swear: too much
Do you Sing:
Do you Shower Daily: if i am leaving the apartment
Have you Been in Love:
Do you want to go to College: your mom goes to college
Do you want to get Married: married yes, wedding no
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: heck yes
Are you a Health Freak: i love eating crap
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM
Do you play an Instrument: yours
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: every day
In the past month have you Smoked: again, NEVER
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no but wanna take me on one?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: only cuz i had to get my battery changed today
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: PUUUUUUUUUKE
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yesterday
In the past month have you been on Stage: no i don't strip
In the past month have you been Dumped: i do the dumping around here
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: rub it in a little more...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: never steal
Ever been Drunk: HA!
Ever been called a Tease: it's a fact
Ever been Beaten up: no i'm not from a ghetto
Ever Shoplifted: never
How do you want to Die: happy and painlessley
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a hot mama
Where would you most like to Visit: Australia...and anywhere warm where they speak English
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: short or shaved!
Height: tall
Weight: big and strong
Best Clothing Style: surfer duuuude
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: hundreds
Number of Piercings: ?
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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I adopted a cute lil' pikachu fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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My Interests

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My Fanchon and Teagan

Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond and I

at Bahama Breeze before the Guns N Roses concert, ha!

32's in the tattoo shop...

Tera and me next to my new truck

that's NOT Kahuna!

the guy in the hat on the right is a DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!

me, Dave Attell, Tera

Little brother Dale SEPPY and Kahuna

Canadian Bowling!

my boys: Kahuna and Tiki

Me and Shower Bear at the ORIGINAL HEAVEN!

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking for a lazy man with who i can spend long
days on the beach begging for change. Also
personality, like he can handle his liquor. And
burritos, too. This fine man must have access to a kacuzzi.

Bob the Bullmastiff...and maybe that guy.

Music:


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Movies:



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KING!!!

my favorite show...i'll show you how
my butt makes nuggets

SHOULD I MAKE US SOME SANDWICHES?!!

My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

The Devil's Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Sin City, Boondock Saints, The Big Lewbowski, Super Troopers, Joe Dirt, Napoleon Dynamite, Pulp Fiction, Strange Brew, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Office Space, A Night at the Roxbury, Zoolander