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I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

Apparantly, I am now suffering from schizophrenia, on top of everything else: Tom beats me till it hurts. Beneath his generic, post-collegiate, super-cyber-geek-socialite facade, lies a true monster. I know I probably shouldn't sleep with his friends after he's all passed out drunk, but some of 'em are totally hot so, like, whatever; I can't really help it. Oh,why me? Can't anyone help? Does anyone know how I can find God?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Some kinda Spiritual Mentor, it's so tough all on your own.

My Blog

"Come on Back" Music Video by F.U.S.B.I.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LWV_2DV-ss Great art takes many forms
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:23:00 GMT

The Rockbottom Remainders featuring Les Claypool, featuring Buckethead, featuring GOD(-?) !

Two members of The Rock Bottom Remainders spontaneously converge with Les Claypool-featuring Buckethead-at a local East-Williamsburg venue for what would become something of a botched religious experi...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:25:00 GMT

Jessie Bunch has returned to the Unknown from which she became

 Am I really going to do this, here, in a corny blog?-Am I actually in Myspace, on Saturday awaiting the morose, corroborative details?  Yes, I am; and, Im going to spread the cheese all over you fuc...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:30:00 GMT

Tom's Girlfriend's Meteorological Report:

Tom's Girlfriend's Meteorological Report: Its Toms Girlfriend here: reporting to you-live-from the ass-molding chair of this forgotten desk, cloistered in a singular corner of an office square, loca...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 12:58:00 GMT

Comparative discount shopping with Toms Girlfriend (now, a published blob-made cheesier):

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2009/03/10/reassessing-self- worth-v...There has been no assuaging my pain these past eight days,people. Few of you have tried offering my broken heart condolences, but...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 09:38:00 GMT

Dear Diary-ah

Dear Diary-ah,Blah, blah, blah, I once had a favorite color.  But, these days, I couldn't care less for colors or anything, for that matter.  Hell-I don't even remember what color it was, specifically...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 12:11:00 GMT

Content of an email for which, being a Myslut, I've subjected myself to, regrettably.

"i once saw this porn at my dead freind cliffs house. i never laughed sohard... this girl was getting it from 3 guys and one was fingering herasshole. when he pulled his fingers out there was shit...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 10:47:00 GMT

OOps. Tom's GF forgot to lock the bathroom door at work

and so, I got caught peeing by some douchey hipster coworker whose never said more than, like, three words to me.   I don't know how I managed to not lock the door, this time.  I'm always usually over...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 11:38:00 GMT

Tom's GF's Vade-mecum de Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Friends: I may have promised some of you a resurgence of my engagingly pestering, MySpace, Buffy Quote-of-the-Days upon this New Year; but, as it so appears, Ive lied.  Well, not really, since I ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:40:00 GMT

Lie to Me

Please. Lie To Me, and tell me that this recent resurgence of the very marketable, novelty concept, of Vampire/ mortal romance has not advanced beyond the "chains"of Hot Topics stores.But alas, it's n...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 11:19:00 GMT