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About Me

I'm a nursing student. I aspire to be a great person. I have two amazing kids. I have the greatest boyfriend ever. I am lucky. I am a member of Pogo. I love my PS2 dearly, and I'm currently playing Karaoke Revolution (always) and Final Fantasy XII. I challenge ANYONE ANYTIME ANYWHERE to beat me at Guitar Hero, I'm that good. Yeah. I also have much love for Katamari, The Sims 2, and Black & White 2. I spend more time gaming than studying. I'm a smartass, but mostly very smart. I collect Barbies from 1980-present. I hate that Peat has my guitar and won't give it back. I think that the plural form of penis should be peni. I am now completely hooked on WoW. I hate people that call Reese's Cups REE-SEE cups, and say REE-SEE'S PEE-SEES for Reese's Pieces. I dream that my friends give me $3800, then wake up and hate them for not following through. I have strong liberal beliefs, and if you try to push your stong conservative beliefs on me, you better be ready for harsh words. I am critical of all grammatical errors, even my boyfriend's. I want to call you or leave comments, but I don't have time because I'm studying or playing games, more than likely the latter. I won't repost your bulletins, but thanks for letting me read yours. I love my family and friends and appreciate their patience and understanding.Which dysfunctional Barbie are you?
Gangsta Bitch Barbie
You're an aspiring rapper who stands by your homies. You won't hesitate to beat down anyone who gets in your way and your best friend is your Glock.

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My Interests

My Shawn, my kids, my sister, my Newport Lights, my sweet Stephanie, my Peen, every single one of my friends, my family, my coffee, MySpace, watching Lost, watching old episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (I can't believe I missed out on that until it was already over). Other interests include being an awesome mommy and a better person.

I'd like to meet:

The cast of Golden Girls, Keystone Kristy, people who can recommend depressing songs I may not have heard yet, people who are insanely funny, people who are obsessed with Lost, people who are sane, people who can spell. Anyone who plays WoW. I'm serious, I fucking love you, let's be friends.Mmm...Gregory House...(thanks, Crystal teehee)

Music:

Oh snap, this is going to take a while...John Mayer, Coldplay, Boyz II Men (when they were a quartet), Britney Spears, Sarah McLachlan, Dave Matthews Band, Maroon 5, Brian McKnight, Rascal Flatts, Justin Timberlake, Carrie Underwood, Kelly Clarkson, Clay Aiken (shut up), Damien Rice, Ryan Adams, Counting Crows, Dallas Green, 311, Michelle Branch, Mariah Carey (before she became a tramp), Evanescence, The Fray, Backstreet Boys, Beyonce, Bright Eyes, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Heart (oh yes), Jodeci, Kanye West, Bone, Kenny Rogers, Madonna, Marvin Gaye, Outkast, Radiohead, The Killers, 3 Doors Down, Pete Yorn, Weezer, Usher, 50 Cent...I like pretty much everything, except I really hate Eminem...I like musicals, I like some country, I like some classical, choral music...I like really depressing songs.

Movies:

Orange County, The Exorcist, The Notebook, Saw, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Harold & Kumar, Crash, The Ring, Go, The Rules of Attraction, Heathers, Say Anything, Grease, Billy Madison, 50 First Dates, Cabin Fever, Revenge of the Nerds, Wolf Creek, Brokeback Mountain, Can't Hardly Wait, Mean Girls, Walk the Line, Lost in Translation, Ghost World, Kids, Secretary, Footloose, The Virgin Suicides, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, and many more.

Television:

House, American Idol, Big Brother, Family Guy, South Park, Will & Grace, Lost, How I Met Your Mother

Books:

Gangbanging for Dummies

Heroes:

Legendary Rock God Michael Bolton, and the incomparable Patrick Swayze

My Blog

I'm an insomniac.

Today our car broke down in a very busy intersection. It just died. We were in a very inconvenient place, on a slope, which hindered our ability to push the car up the hill and onto t...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:12:00 PST

Bus Stop Discomfort

Today I took my kids to the bus stop. It was a big deal because a) Shawn normally does that and b) what you are about to read. After the kids get on the bus I walk up the hill to retr...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 06:49:00 PST

It's coming...

You know you want them. My hot dirty blogs are going to be available for your literary pleasure very soon. You've been warned. La. La la laaa la laaaa laaaa laaaaa, Katamari Da...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 11:55:00 PST