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Gruumsh

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.

About Me

I promise to afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted. That I will never just accept what I am told. That I will never fall in love with safety and forget liberty. I promise that I will look for the lie in every pretty story and the bribe in every convenience.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God, in the childish mundane way. You know, like sit and have lunch or coffee and chat (while I'm still alive... not the easier way).

Music:

ACDC, Aphex Twin, Beastie Boys, Ben Harper, David Bowie, The Cure, The Dead Milkmen, Fatboy Slim, Frank Sinatra, Freezepop, Guster, Jethro Tull, KMFDM, Laurie Anderson, Louis Armstrong, MSI, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, MC Chris, NIN, Nitzer Ebb, Peter Gabriel, REM, Radiohead, Rammstein, The Sisters of Mercy, The Smiths, Tom Jones, Velvet Acid Christ, Violent Femmes, VNV Nation.

Movies:

Fight Club, What the bleep do we know, The Highlander, Pulp Fiction, The Unforgiven, The Sixth Sense, I Heart Huckabees, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Boondock Saints, The Princess Bride.

Television:

Lost, Weeds, My Name is Earl, Firefly, Squidbillies, Sealab 2021.

Books:

Favorite Authors: Larry Niven, Dave Duncan, Arthur C. Clarke, Issac Asimov, Robert Jordan, Fred Saberhagen, Lloyd Alexander, Stephen R. Donaldson, David Eddings, Piers Anthony, Tad Williams.

Heroes:

Benjamin Franklin, The Founding Fathers, Gandhi, Ronald Reagan, Guy Gardner.

My Blog

Dr. Phil...

I loathe Dr Phil. Whoooaaa man do I abhor that fat cocksucker. This product out of Oprah's asshole has proven to be one of the most hypocritical people in the country by putting out his own ...
Posted by Gruumsh on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:35:00 PST

Body odor and you...

Ok, I know some people were uncontrollably blessed with an unappealing aroma. I'm talking about the ones that smell like absolute shit. Literally, they smell as if Donkey Lips from "Salute Your Shorts...
Posted by Gruumsh on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

The bar scene...

**Before I begin, after reading this, many people will say "But Great and Mighty Gruumshinator, I am one of these people you are mentioning, It kind of hurts my feelings" My response to you is this: "...
Posted by Gruumsh on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:35:00 PST

Irritated at fast food joints...

The fast food menus now-a-days suck big wrinkling decaying balls that are covered in brown recluse spider bites. Do you remember back in your youth when the menu was limited and concise? What a wonder...
Posted by Gruumsh on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:38:00 PST

I don't care about your damn ring-tone...

I don't care about your damn ring-tone. That's right, I don't. I never did. I never will. So whenever you're in the street, at the mall, anywhere, know that there is someone who doesn't appreciate you...
Posted by Gruumsh on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:48:00 PST

Larger penis, less time shopping...

There's a lot of shopping being done this holiday season, which prompts me to suggest a return to fundamentals. Men shop different from women. But in today's metro-sexual world, men forget the basics ...
Posted by Gruumsh on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 02:09:00 PST

Motivation...

They say that in every man's life there comes a time of reckoning when, faced with impossible odds, he must reach deep inside his soul and find the strength to rise to the occasion. I've never really ...
Posted by Gruumsh on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:55:00 PST

Nice guys...

Nice guys finish last. This overused cliche, this battle cry, has been exclaimed many times over in literature, internet articles, and even in songs. Why is it that these guys that spend countless hou...
Posted by Gruumsh on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 05:04:00 PST

If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him...

 "Do not accept anything by mere tradition. Do not accept anything just because it accords with your scriptures. Do not accept anything because it agrees with your opinions or because it is socia...
Posted by Gruumsh on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:08:00 PST

Native American Proverb

Unless you're at least part Cherokee or Etymologist, you never really know if Native American proverbs are real or invented by some graduate level indigenous studies student at UCLA for his girlfriend...
Posted by Gruumsh on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:46:00 PST